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29.5s
I just wanted to thank you guys again for everything you're doing this weekend. - We couldn't be more excited. - Ah, that's great. Yeah, okay. You love us and we love you. Terrific. So talk to me about Vegas. - Uh... It should be pretty mellow. - Mm-hm. Do some gambling, maybe catch some rays, have a few laughs. Yeah, some laughs. I got you. How you getting out there? Uh, we're gonna take my car. Gonna pick up my friends after this. - Prius? You're taking a Prius to Vegas? - Yeah.
The Hangover
1m6s
Listen, I'm gonna tell you something. I know some sick people in my life. This guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life, man. - This guy? - This guy is out of his mind. What's going on, you fucking crazy motherfucker? I thought he was gonna eat my dick. What happened? No love for Eddie? You don't hug me? No, no. It's not that, Eddie. Uh, it's just that we're having a hard time remembering what happened here last night. Yeah, was there a wedding here? Do you do weddings here? [LAUGHS] You are cracking my balls, man. I love these guys. Zolea, what are you doing? Bring my friends some tea, some baklava, huh? Come on. Unbelievable, man. Look at this chick. Beautiful ass, no fucking brain. But this is Vegas. You want intimacy, forget it. You're gonna get sex. That's it here, man. No problem for me, though. You want chicks? I can get you beautiful chicks... ...from the Eastern Bloc. No questions. Clean, tight. The tits like that, the nipple like that. Obviously we were here. We're looking for our friend Doug. - Do you remember? - Yeah, the small guy. Like a monkey. - Yeah. - You saw him? Of course. Is there anything you can tell us about what may have happened last night?
The Hangover
45.3s
- Wait, what did you just say? - Rapies. - Not you. Doug, what did you say before? - I said groundies. No, before that. You said, "You're more likely to wind up on the floor than..." - Phil. - Listen, Trace, I'm really sorry. L... [GRUNTING] TRACY [OVER PHONE]: Phil? Hello? - Tracy, it's Stu. Stu. Talk to me. What's going on? Uh, nothing. Don't listen to Phil. He's completely out of his mind. He's probably still drunk from last night. Where's Doug? STU: He is paying the bill. We just had a delicious brunch. We're in a hurry to get back, so we gotta get going. - Okay, we'll see you soon. Bye. - Stu. Stu. Fuck. - What the fuck, man? - I know where Doug is.
The Hangover
1m0s
Hello. - Hey, Tracy! It's Phil. TRACY [OVER PHONE]: Hey, Phil. - Where are you guys? - We are at the spa at the hotel. Cool. We're just getting some sun. Is Doug around? Of course. Why wouldn't he be? I'm just wondering why you're calling me. Um... We made a deal, no talking to girlfriends or wives. So we're all calling each other's. TRACY: Okay. What's up? Uh, you are not gonna believe this. We got comped an extra night at the hotel. You did? Yeah. The suite is... It's ridiculous. It's out of control. There's, like, room service and a butler. I mean, just the works. We're thinking of spending the night... ...and we're gonna come back in the morning. You wanna stay an extra night? But the wedding's tomorrow. That's why we're gonna get up early, and we'll be back in plenty of time. Okay. Are you sure that's a good idea? Wenneck, Price, Garner. Room 3. Okay, Trace, I gotta go. We'll talk to you later. Uh...
The Hangover
29.4s
[JADE GROANING] - Oh, my God. - Are you okay? I'm such a klutz. I get so nervous when I gamble. I'm so silly. - It happens. - Whoa. Hold on a beat, okay? - Let's just take it easy. This is my wife. - It's hurting. STU: Make sure... Does it hurt? Does this hurt? - Oh, ow. - You all right? JADE: I don't know. - I don't know either. I don't... I think you're fine. Let's go. - Really? Okay. STU: Upsy-daisy, there. I'm sorry, she's had a little too much to drink. Thanks, buddy. That's for you.
The Hangover
17.1s
...we're about to go for a tractor ride. PHIL: What the fuck? STU: I should get going. So pretty. MELISSA: A tractor ride? [BASEBALL BAT THUDS] - Go, out of the car! - What was that? They started up the tractor. I think it backfired. - Where the hell is he? PHIL: Hey, easy, easy. I think we're looking for the same guy, okay?
The Hangover