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By the way, where you get that cop car from? We, uh, stole it from these dumb-ass cops. Nice. [LAUGHING] High five that one. Yeah, that's nice. PHIL: You know, I just have to say... ...I have never seen a more beautiful, elegant, just regal creature. PHIL: Check it out. Stu. Stu. Fuck this tiger. STU: Oh, my God. That's awful. MIKE: Oh, man. [STU LAUGHING ON VIDEO] PHIL [OVER TV]: Oh, shit. - Who does shit like that, man?
The Hangover
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- What is that? - Blood brothers. - Don't... Why did you...? - Damn it. - Here. - Alan... - No. - No, I'm not doing that. ALAN: Go ahead, Stuart. - Make him stop. Alan, we're not gonna cut ourselves. Give me the knife. Slowly. Thank you. Okay. Thank you very much. PHIL: You all right? Are you okay? ALAN: Mm-hm. - Do you need a doctor? - He's good. PHIL: You sure? ALAN: I'm good. All right, good, because I need everybody to focus. I wanna take a moment, I wanna talk about some... I wanna talk about memory. No, better yet, I wanna talk about selective memory. You see, whatever happens here tonight may as well never have happened at all...
The Hangover
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- Of course he did. - You won. Yeah. Clearly. Yeah. That's victory, right there. ALAN: It needs to go down. - It's good. Get in. - No. Safety first. - Alan, it's fine. It's down. - No, I gotta get it down first. PHIL: Jesus Christ. Look out. - Don't mess the car up. You're gonna mess the car up. - Hey, what are you doing next weekend? - I don't know. Working. Why? I was thinking maybe I'd come back and take you out to dinner. Really? Like a date? Yeah. Like a date. Only, one that hopefully I'll remember.
The Hangover
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You're okay. Ha, ha, ha! Oh, God. We gotta go, buddy. Come on. Oh, we have been looking everywhere for you. - He's alive. - What the fuck is going on? We can explain everything, but right now we gotta go. - Hey, bud. You okay? - No. Not okay. You look good, you got some color. I'm jealous. - I'm getting married today. - Yes, you are. That's why you need to focus and do everything we say. Because, frankly, you're wasting a little bit of time right now. You fucking asshole!
The Hangover
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STU: Fuck those guys, you hear me? That was bullshit. I'm telling everybody we stole a cop car. - They let us go, who cares? - I care! You can't just do that. You can't just tase people because you think it's funny. That's police brutality. I'm getting a soda. Do you guys want anything? No.
The Hangover