- What are you getting at? - Yeah, Phil, what are you getting at? No one wants to look bad. We gotta get to a wedding... ...and you guys don't need people talking about... ...how some obnoxious tourists borrowed your squad car last night. But look, the point is, I think we can work out a deal. Discreetly of course, ma'am.
The Hangover
15.4s
Okay, here we go. Patient name, Phil Wenneck, 2:45 a.m. Arrival. Minor concussion, like I said. Some bruising. Pretty standard. Do you mind if I look? I'm actually a doctor. Yeah, you said that several times last night. But really, you're just a dentist.
The Hangover
5.9s
I mean, what if he's dead? I can't afford to lose anybody close to me again. It hurts too much.
The Hangover
5.2s
Ha, ha. You're so cute. Yeah, I gotta feed Tyler. Come inside, you guys.
The Hangover
4.4s
[SIGHS] [PANTING] [CELL PHONE RINGING]
The Hangover
4.9s
This whole situation is completely fucked.
The Hangover
2.5s
All right. Thattaboy.
The Hangover
2.2s
- Oh, God. ALAN: Look at that.
The Hangover
1.9s
Thank you. Oh.
The Hangover
17.5s
- You're not really wearing that, are you? - Wearing what? The man-purse. You're actually gonna wear that or are you guys fucking with me? It's where I keep all my things. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it's not a man-purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. So does Joy Behar.
The Hangover
17.6s
- I see assholes like you every day. - Every fucking day. "Let's go to Vegas, we'll all get drunk and laid! - Yeah. Whoo! Woo-hoo. - Woo-hoo. Let's steal a cop car, because it'd be really fucking funny." Think you gonna get away with it? Not up in here. - Not up in here! - Oh. Uh...
The Hangover
13.1s
I'm just saying, it's clearly marked, okay? We are definitely not supposed to be up here. Come on, we're paying for a villa. We can do whatever the fuck we want. - Yeah, but... - Just wedge the door open. - Guys, come on up here. - Fine.
The Hangover
5.5s
- Doug's in the car! Doug's in the car! - Doug, it's okay! You chill out, goatee!
The Hangover
2.7s
- Stu, you got a five? STU: No.
The Hangover
8.9s
I can't believe I gave my grandmother's Holocaust ring to someone I just met. - What was I thinking? - You were really fucked up. Clearly.
The Hangover
9.9s
- Here's your car, officers. - Oh, God. All right, everybody act cool. All right, don't say a word. Come on, let's just get in and go. Come on.
