- Yeah. - Why would I ever need, like... - You're right. And if you ever do... - What? ...I will fucking kick your ass.
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Using of the Rogaine, check. Make sure to call me right when you get to the hotel... ...not like that conference in Phoenix. I had to wait two hours for you to call me. Yeah, I was the keynote speaker. I was late to the podium. - Still? - Yeah, you're totally right. I'm sorry.
The Hangover
2.1s
Hey, Sid.
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7.2s
- Stu? You avoiding me? - Hey. Melissa. Oh, my God. What happened to your tooth?
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13.2s
And you know what else, honestly? Why would I risk this for, you know, a couple of minutes... ...of some 19-year-old hard body in a schoolgirl outfit?
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STUDENT: Hold on, I got it. Ahem, do you have to park so close? - Yeah. What's wrong? - I shouldn't be here. Why is that, Alan? I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school.
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15.1s
- What is the matter? MELISSA: I don't know. I hope you're not gonna go to some strip club when you're up there. STU: Melissa, we're going to Napa Valley. I don't even think they have strip clubs in wine country. Well, I'm sure if there is one, Phil will sniff it out.
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8.7s
STU: Rogaine, check. And don't forget to use it. I can totally tell when you forget, your hair just looks thinner.
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1.7s
Fine.
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20.5s
You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass... ...but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. I think he's mean. All right. I think it's officially time we call Tracy. Hallelujah. Finally, Phil says something that makes sense. We don't have much of a choice. And maybe she's heard from Doug. That's what I been saying this whole time.
The Hangover
1m3s
- These mugs. This hat. This car. - Hey! It's all evidence of a night that never happened. That is why we're torching all of it. Whoa, I'm a schoolteacher, I got a family, okay? I'm all for secrecy, but I'm not gonna torch a cop car. - Fine. I'll do it. - Can I help? - Yeah, thanks. - And how exactly are you gonna do that? Easy. You just pour kerosene over a ferret, light it on both ends, put it in. They're attracted to the gas lines. - What? A ferret? - Yeah. Yeah. Or a tamed raccoon, but it's a lot of trouble. ALAN: If you wanna... - Does it matter if it's tamed? Yeah, because if it's untamed, it won't take the kerosene as well. [CELL PHONE RINGING] PHIL: Is it Doug? - I don't have it. PHIL: It's Doug, it's Doug. Uh, it's Melissa. - Don't answer. - I have to. She's called twice already! - Can I ride shotgun? PHIL: Don't touch me. Hey, sweetheart, how are you? There you are. This is the third time I'm trying you. I know. The reception up here's crazy. I think it's all the sequoia trees, block the signal. Ugh, I hate that. So how was it last night? Ah, it was really fun, actually. It was quiet, but it was a good time.
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5.2s
Stu! Stu, it got me! Stu! You got clawed! You're bleeding!
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2.4s
- Come on, chop-chop. - Okay, spin around.
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3.8s
You know what? He's not our good fr... We don't know him that well.
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5.6s
- Pull yourself together, man. - Not at the table, Carlos. [ALAN & PHIL CHUCKLE]
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6.2s
Did you hear that? Baby's name is Tyler. Yeah. I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.