- Doug's in the trunk. PHIL: Oh, fuck! Holy shit! Holy shit! - Open it! Open it! Open it! PHIL: Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay. [MAN & PHIL GRUNTING] ALAN: Oh God!
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Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, I know. Maybe it's because we found a baby, a human baby. That's it. That's it. It's because we found a fucking baby.
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When we got back, we took a look at the security cameras. Great.
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Oh... He won again. [TIGER GROWLING]
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Yeah, like the salad.
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[ALAN GRUNTS]
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Yeah.
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- What are you getting at? - Yeah, Phil, what are you getting at? No one wants to look bad. We gotta get to a wedding... ...and you guys don't need people talking about... ...how some obnoxious tourists borrowed your squad car last night. But look, the point is, I think we can work out a deal. Discreetly of course, ma'am.
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Okay, here we go. Patient name, Phil Wenneck, 2:45 a.m. Arrival. Minor concussion, like I said. Some bruising. Pretty standard. Do you mind if I look? I'm actually a doctor. Yeah, you said that several times last night. But really, you're just a dentist.
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I mean, what if he's dead? I can't afford to lose anybody close to me again. It hurts too much.
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Ha, ha. You're so cute. Yeah, I gotta feed Tyler. Come inside, you guys.
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[SIGHS] [PANTING] [CELL PHONE RINGING]
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This whole situation is completely fucked.
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All right. Thattaboy.
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- Oh, God. ALAN: Look at that.
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Thank you. Oh.
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- You're not really wearing that, are you? - Wearing what? The man-purse. You're actually gonna wear that or are you guys fucking with me? It's where I keep all my things. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it's not a man-purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. So does Joy Behar.
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- I see assholes like you every day. - Every fucking day. "Let's go to Vegas, we'll all get drunk and laid! - Yeah. Whoo! Woo-hoo. - Woo-hoo. Let's steal a cop car, because it'd be really fucking funny." Think you gonna get away with it? Not up in here. - Not up in here! - Oh. Uh...
