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19.4s
- You drugged us? - No, I didn't drug you. I was told it was ecstasy. Well, who told you it was ecstasy? The guy I bought it from at the liquor store. Why would you give us ecstasy? I wanted everybody to have a good time and I knew you guys wouldn't take it. It was just one hit each. I used to do three hits a night.
The Hangover
48.3s
I want my purse back, assholes. - What? Your purse? - That's not a purse, it's a satchel. It's a purse. Okay? And you steal from wrong guy. Wait a second, wait a second. We stole from you? Okay, you know what? We don't remember anything that happened last night... ...so help us out a little here. Well, apparently you guys met at a craps table late last night. You were on a heater, and he played your hot streak. - He ended up winning just under 80 grand. - No shit? Eighty grand is nice. Okay, that's good. He put the chips in his purse, and then you guys took off with it. That doesn't sound like us. Mine had $80,000 inside. And this one? Nothing. Hey, there are Skittles in there.
The Hangover
28.3s
Look, I already told you. You came in with a mild concussion, some bruised ribs. No big deal. Although none of you could articulate how it happened. Do you remember how many of us were here? Ah... I don't know. I think it was just you guys. Definitely no baby. - And one other guy. - That's our guy. Was he okay? Yeah. He was fine. Just whacked out of his mind. You all were. All right, come forward. And turn. All right.
The Hangover
45.3s
- Wait, what did you just say? - Rapies. - Not you. Doug, what did you say before? - I said groundies. No, before that. You said, "You're more likely to wind up on the floor than..." - Phil. - Listen, Trace, I'm really sorry. L... [GRUNTING] TRACY [OVER PHONE]: Phil? Hello? - Tracy, it's Stu. Stu. Talk to me. What's going on? Uh, nothing. Don't listen to Phil. He's completely out of his mind. He's probably still drunk from last night. Where's Doug? STU: He is paying the bill. We just had a delicious brunch. We're in a hurry to get back, so we gotta get going. - Okay, we'll see you soon. Bye. - Stu. Stu. Fuck. - What the fuck, man? - I know where Doug is.
The Hangover
1m0s
Hello. - Hey, Tracy! It's Phil. TRACY [OVER PHONE]: Hey, Phil. - Where are you guys? - We are at the spa at the hotel. Cool. We're just getting some sun. Is Doug around? Of course. Why wouldn't he be? I'm just wondering why you're calling me. Um... We made a deal, no talking to girlfriends or wives. So we're all calling each other's. TRACY: Okay. What's up? Uh, you are not gonna believe this. We got comped an extra night at the hotel. You did? Yeah. The suite is... It's ridiculous. It's out of control. There's, like, room service and a butler. I mean, just the works. We're thinking of spending the night... ...and we're gonna come back in the morning. You wanna stay an extra night? But the wedding's tomorrow. That's why we're gonna get up early, and we'll be back in plenty of time. Okay. Are you sure that's a good idea? Wenneck, Price, Garner. Room 3. Okay, Trace, I gotta go. We'll talk to you later. Uh...
The Hangover
1m6s
Listen, I'm gonna tell you something. I know some sick people in my life. This guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life, man. - This guy? - This guy is out of his mind. What's going on, you fucking crazy motherfucker? I thought he was gonna eat my dick. What happened? No love for Eddie? You don't hug me? No, no. It's not that, Eddie. Uh, it's just that we're having a hard time remembering what happened here last night. Yeah, was there a wedding here? Do you do weddings here? [LAUGHS] You are cracking my balls, man. I love these guys. Zolea, what are you doing? Bring my friends some tea, some baklava, huh? Come on. Unbelievable, man. Look at this chick. Beautiful ass, no fucking brain. But this is Vegas. You want intimacy, forget it. You're gonna get sex. That's it here, man. No problem for me, though. You want chicks? I can get you beautiful chicks... ...from the Eastern Bloc. No questions. Clean, tight. The tits like that, the nipple like that. Obviously we were here. We're looking for our friend Doug. - Do you remember? - Yeah, the small guy. Like a monkey. - Yeah. - You saw him? Of course. Is there anything you can tell us about what may have happened last night?
The Hangover
20.4s
Stu, how much you got in the bank? About 10 grand. I was gonna use it for the wedding. You're already married, so we're good there. Besides, enough with Melissa, she's the worst. Yeah, Doug told me she had sex with a pilot or something. It was a bartender on a cruise. What is wrong with you people? - Ew. Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? - Yes.
The Hangover
27.8s
We look at these pictures together, okay? One time. - And then we delete the evidence. - I say we delete it right now. Are you nuts? I wanna find out how I wound up in the hospital. - Yeah, it's in there. - Guys, one time. - Deal? - Deal. - Deal. - Okay. Oh, dear Lord! ALAN: That's classic!
The Hangover