- You drugged us? - No, I didn't drug you. I was told it was ecstasy. Well, who told you it was ecstasy? The guy I bought it from at the liquor store. Why would you give us ecstasy? I wanted everybody to have a good time and I knew you guys wouldn't take it. It was just one hit each. I used to do three hits a night.
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I want my purse back, assholes. - What? Your purse? - That's not a purse, it's a satchel. It's a purse. Okay? And you steal from wrong guy. Wait a second, wait a second. We stole from you? Okay, you know what? We don't remember anything that happened last night... ...so help us out a little here. Well, apparently you guys met at a craps table late last night. You were on a heater, and he played your hot streak. - He ended up winning just under 80 grand. - No shit? Eighty grand is nice. Okay, that's good. He put the chips in his purse, and then you guys took off with it. That doesn't sound like us. Mine had $80,000 inside. And this one? Nothing. Hey, there are Skittles in there.
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Look, I already told you. You came in with a mild concussion, some bruised ribs. No big deal. Although none of you could articulate how it happened. Do you remember how many of us were here? Ah... I don't know. I think it was just you guys. Definitely no baby. - And one other guy. - That's our guy. Was he okay? Yeah. He was fine. Just whacked out of his mind. You all were. All right, come forward. And turn. All right.
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- Thank you. - Hey.
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Can you forgive me?
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We wait.
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[GRUNTS & GROANS]
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Alan...
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Thanks again, champ. And, uh, again, we are so sorry we stole your tiger. Don't worry about it, man. Like you said, we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. [LAUGHING] - I told you he'd get it. - I did say that.
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We're not gonna put it in the Bentley. You brought it here, you bring it back. What you think, about 40 minutes?
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[STU GRUNTING]
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STU: Hey. - Hey. Hey, thanks for helping out last night. That was so awesome. Sure.
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DOUG: Oh, my God.
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- Hey, guys, he's not in there. - Did you check all the rooms? Yeah, I looked everywhere. Plus, his mattress is gone. He probably went to the pool to get something to eat. I'll just call his cell.
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MAN: Fuck. Okay. Oh, that was some sick shit! [BABY CRYING] ALAN: Who were those guys? STU: We're gonna be okay. Everything's gonna be okay. What the fuck is going on?!
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Uh, no. Okay, kids, you're in for a real treat today. These gentlemen have kindly volunteered to demonstrate... ...how a stun gun is used to subdue a suspect. KIDS: Ooh! - That's right. - Wait a sec. What? Now, there's two ways to use a stun gun. Up close and personal. [SCREAMS] [LAUGHING] - What the fuck? - Or you can shoot it from a distance. Do I have any volunteers? You wanna come up here and do some shooting? Huh? All right, how about you, young lady? Come on up here. All right. Let's go, handsome, come on. Not you, fat Jesus, slide it on back. You, pretty boy.
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[STU GROANS] - Congratulations, Stu, you got married. - This... This can't be happening.
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- Perfect. Alan, come here, buddy. STU: Get in here, crazy.