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- Okay, okay. All right, fine, fine. - What do you want? Not so good now. Quid pro quo, douche bag. What? Look, we're very sorry. But this is an easy fix. - Alan, where's his purse? - I don't know. - It's in the hotel room, right? - Yeah, we can get it. We can get you the... We can even write you a check right now. No chance. Cash only. - There's a person in there. CHOW: Boring. [YAWNS] Take nap. Come on. Wait. I'm sorry we're boring you! PHIL: Doug, it's okay. - You kidnapped our friend! Kidnapper! PHIL: Wait. STU: Oh, no. You're not going anywhere.

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- You're late. - Whatever, man. We had to push it the last mile. Come on in. Mike's got something he wants to show you.

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Yeah, no, there's no TVs, no phones. They just have these cute little antique radios in all the rooms. Yeah.

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- Tell me what, Sid? - The Mercedes. It is a wedding gift from Linda and I.

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I don't know what to say. Thanks for the bachelor party, I guess?

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All right, let's pick a room, let's get dressed. Be ready in 30 minutes.

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Make sure he eats the whole thing.

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- Oh, Jesus! STU: Oh, my God.

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STU: That's it. My life is over. Stu, it's okay. Look, shit happens. Come on. Melissa's not gonna know anything about this. - This never happened. I'll take care of it. - Come on. Put it here. Hey, what's all that? The High Roller package. It's what you ordered. I have coffee mugs. - What? EDDIE: You have baseball caps, huh? And fancy calendars, all with pictures of Stu and Jade. PHIL: Her name's Jade? Yeah, and she's beautiful, man. Clean, very tight. Tits like that. - But that's because she had a baby. PHIL: That explains the baby. - Oh, Carlos. Carlos. - Great. All right. Uh, here's the deal. We made a mistake last night. We need this marriage annulled. You do annulments? Of course I do. It breaks my heart and gonna make me sad... ...but it's no problem. Good price for you. I can't do it with just him, though. I need the chick. I need both parties. Oh, not a problem. That's great. Isn't that great, Stu? Come on, buddy. She probably knows where Doug is. - Awesome. - All right, all right. Okay. Uh...

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PHIL: It's Rock, Paper, Scissors. There's nothing more fair. - Alan should do it. - Alan took a punch from Mike Tyson. Come on. For Doug. Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

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CHOW: Ta-da. [STU SHOUTS] Is this some kind ofjoke? Who the hell is this? That is not Doug. What you talking about, Willis? That him. No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow. That's not our friend. - He... That's... - The Doug we're looking for is a white.

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- Daddy. - Hey, my man. Excuse me, but I'm expecting my husband any minute. Oh, that's very funny. Come here. [GROANS] How was your soccer game? [CONTINUES SINGING]

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- Oh, thank God. - Okay. See, he fine. Now give me money... ...or I shoot him, and I shoot all you motherfuckers. And then we take it. Your choice, bitches.

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- All right, let's go. - Yeah. Careful.

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...you gotta go to Vegas. DOUG: No. Sid.

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It's gonna be okay, Stu.

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Thank you.

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By the way, where you get that cop car from? We, uh, stole it from these dumb-ass cops. Nice. [LAUGHING] High five that one. Yeah, that's nice. PHIL: You know, I just have to say... ...I have never seen a more beautiful, elegant, just regal creature. PHIL: Check it out. Stu. Stu. Fuck this tiger. STU: Oh, my God. That's awful. MIKE: Oh, man. [STU LAUGHING ON VIDEO] PHIL [OVER TV]: Oh, shit. - Who does shit like that, man?

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- You're late. - Whatever, man. We had to push it the last mile. Come on in. Mike's got something he wants to show you.

Yeah, no, there's no TVs, no phones. They just have these cute little antique radios in all the rooms. Yeah.

- Tell me what, Sid? - The Mercedes. It is a wedding gift from Linda and I.

I don't know what to say. Thanks for the bachelor party, I guess?

All right, let's pick a room, let's get dressed. Be ready in 30 minutes.

Make sure he eats the whole thing.

- Oh, Jesus! STU: Oh, my God.

PHIL: It's Rock, Paper, Scissors. There's nothing more fair. - Alan should do it. - Alan took a punch from Mike Tyson. Come on. For Doug. Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

CHOW: Ta-da. [STU SHOUTS] Is this some kind ofjoke? Who the hell is this? That is not Doug. What you talking about, Willis? That him. No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow. That's not our friend. - He... That's... - The Doug we're looking for is a white.

- Daddy. - Hey, my man. Excuse me, but I'm expecting my husband any minute. Oh, that's very funny. Come here. [GROANS] How was your soccer game? [CONTINUES SINGING]

- Oh, thank God. - Okay. See, he fine. Now give me money... ...or I shoot him, and I shoot all you motherfuckers. And then we take it. Your choice, bitches.

- All right, let's go. - Yeah. Careful.

...you gotta go to Vegas. DOUG: No. Sid.

It's gonna be okay, Stu.

Thank you.