So let me get this straight. You don't know how to drive. Well, no, not technically. - I just thought that... - What did you think? "I'll just magically win the race" "just because I really want to!" Look, wise guy. I know I'm a racer. I can feel it in my code.
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All right, do your thing, knuckles. Bust it open! What's this? You're a full-on criminal, aren't you? Hey, we shook on it.
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You do? I love it. I love it! I love it! I love it! Look, it's got a real engine! And look at these wheels.
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The code. It's the sweet lifeblood of the game.
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- And? - And a real numskull.
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Baking! Pump up the heat and hold the perfect temperature. Ralph, a little help here? I'm on it.
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We can fix it! I'm telling you guy: We haven't been this popular in years. It's crazy. Wow!
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Get out. All I said is you're a dynamite gal. I said get out!
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Sweet seekers! Have some candy.
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Batter up!
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All I ask is that you hear me out. About what? Ralph, do you know what the hardest part about being a king is? Doing what's right, no matter what. Get to the point. Point being, I need your help. Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race. Why are you people so against her? I'm not against her! I'm trying to protect her! If Vanellope wins that race, she'll be added to the race roster. Then gamers can choose her as their avatar.
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Okay, remember, you don't have to win. Just cross that finish line, and you'll be a real racer. I'm already a real racer.