Well, neither do you, ma'am. And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks. And I cannot ask you to risk your life cleaning up his mess. No flex on this one, ma'am. I am coming along with you.
Wreck-It Ralph
13.2s
Just in time. All hail our rightful ruler, King Candy. Hello, my royal subjects! Ha-ha! Have some candy!
Wreck-It Ralph
8.1s
The first nine racers across that finish line will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatars! Race! Race! Race!
Wreck-It Ralph
7.2s
Wait, ma'am! I'm going with you. Like fun you are, short stack. You die outside your game, you don't regenerate.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.7s
Citizens of Sugar Rush...
Wreck-It Ralph
1.2s
Candlehead.
Wreck-It Ralph
19.8s
And I think, "Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief?" "Why can't you be more like good guy?" Then I have moment of clarity. If Zangief is good guy, who'll crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs? And I say, "Zangief, you are bad guy", "but this does not mean you are 'bad' guy."
Wreck-It Ralph
23.9s
But if I'm really honest with myself... I see Felix up there getting patted on the back, People are giving him pie and thanking him. And so happy to see him all the time. Sometimes I think... Man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.
Wreck-It Ralph
11.3s
I am Zangief. I am bad guy. - Hi, Zangief! - Hi, Zangief. I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow egg between my thighs.
Wreck-It Ralph
7.3s
Nice share, Ralph. As fellow bad guys, we've all felt what you're feeling. And we've come to terms with it. - Really? - Right here.
Wreck-It Ralph
5.5s
Attention. The arcade will open in five minutes. Please report to your games.
Wreck-It Ralph
30s
The thing is, fixing is the name of the game. Literally, Fix-it Felix, Jr. Fix-It, Felix! I can fix it! So, yeah, naturally, The guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. He's nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, if you've got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you would not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly.
Wreck-It Ralph
28.1s
But it is what it is. Good job, everyone! Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes, which he's just fixed. And everyone, you know, they go to their homes, I go to mine, which happens to be a dump. And when I say "a dump". I don't mean like a shabby place. I mean an actual dump, where the garbage goes, and a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts.
Wreck-It Ralph
15.9s
Thirty years I've been doing this. And I've seen a lot of other games come and go. How sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids?. Boom! Gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at. I'm very lucky.
Wreck-It Ralph
9.4s
All clear! The arcade is closed! Shoryuken! Whoo! What a day! So, you want to head to Tapper's, Ken? If you're buying, buddy.
Wreck-It Ralph
7.4s
I'm a wrecker. I wreck thing. Professionally. I'm gonna wreck it! I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know.
