I thought this was going to be like Centipede! When did video games become so violent and scary? Please, get me out of here!
Wreck-It Ralph
24.9s
Double stripes break. Guh-doy! Why are your hands so freakishly big? I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying? Why are you so freakishly... Sweet mother of monkey milk! A gold coin! Don't even think about it. That is mine. Race you for it! Hey! I don't have to race for it because it's mine! Double stripe! Come back here! The winner! Give it back! Give it! Whoa!
Wreck-It Ralph
0.9s
Take her!
Wreck-It Ralph
2.6s
Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.4s
Beacon up!
Wreck-It Ralph
43.9s
It came this way, but the sugar particles in the atmosphere are jamming my sensor. Can't get a read on it. So what is it with this Wreck-It joker? Why did he go awol? I wish I knew, ma'am. He was acting all squirrelly last night... going on about cake and medals... But I never thought he'd go turbo. "Go turbo"? That's right, you guys just got plugged in. Well, back when the arcade first opened, TurboTime was by far the most popular game. And Turbo... Turbo-Tastic! - He loved the attention. - Turbo-Tastic! So, when Roadblasters got plugged in and stole Turbo's thunder... New game. All right! Boy, was he jealous.