Well, I'll say this much, they don't call your friend "Wreck-It" for nothing.
Wreck-It Ralph
37.9s
But you have to back out of the race. Yeah. Oh no, I don't, Because I paid my fee and I'm on the board... So, yeah, I'm definitely racing. Yeah, well, King Candy says glitches can't race. I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixslexia, okay? The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope. To protect us. Say I'm you. I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving. And I actually feel kind of cool for once. And then, all of a sudden, oh no. I'm glitching! - Hey! - See? You're an accident just waiting to happen. Oh no! I glitched, too!
Wreck-It Ralph
3.6s
What's he say? I'm gonna wreck it!
Wreck-It Ralph
6.3s
The vines. They're laffy taffy. They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh. Here, hit me again.
Wreck-It Ralph
1s
Hey, cough drop.
Wreck-It Ralph
1s
Power up!
Wreck-It Ralph
3s
Get off of my track! Hey!
Wreck-It Ralph
5.1s
Nope. Lucky for him. Otherwise I would have slapped his corpse.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.5s
I'm not letting you undo all my hard work!
Wreck-It Ralph
6.6s
Baking! Pump up the heat and hold the perfect temperature. Ralph, a little help here? I'm on it.
Wreck-It Ralph
21s
Hello, fellow racers! It's that little crumb snatcher. Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis, you're looking well. Came by to check out the competition, huh? Well, here it is, the Lickity Split! Sheesh. Looks like she built it herself. I built it myself. Fastest pedal-power, west of the Whac-A-Mole. Check her out.
Wreck-It Ralph
11s
Underpants. No, no! You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid. I'm trying! Let me up there. I'll do it. No. Yes. Gross. Milk. Yes, yes, yes.
Wreck-It Ralph
1s
Go! Go! Go!
Wreck-It Ralph
3.7s
All right. Gotta keep it under control. No more glitching.
Wreck-It Ralph
14.9s
But she rebuffed my affections. And then I got thrown in jail! Felix, pull yourself together. No! Ralph. You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal! Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.