- Felix! - Ralph! I'm so glad to see you! Wait. No, I'm not. What do you have to say for yourself? Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm not talking to you! Okay, don't talk. That's fine. But you have to fix this go-kart for me pronto. I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I'm just so, so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you put me through? I ran higgledy-piggledy all over creation looking for you. I almost drowned in chocolate milk-mix! And then... I met the most dynamite gal. She gives me the honey glow something awful.
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I told you. You're just an accident waiting to happen.
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In front of you!
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- And? - And a real numskull.
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My candle!
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Whoa!
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My sweet subjects, I can without a pinch of hesitation assure you that I have never been so happy in all my life to say the following words: Let the random roster race commence!
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Okay, remember, you don't have to win. Just cross that finish line, and you'll be a real racer. I'm already a real racer.
Wreck-It Ralph
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- It's the glitch! - The glitch? Light them up, Candlehead.
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- And? - A selfish diaper baby. And? And...
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What's this? Cherry bombs!
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I know, I know, I'm an idiot.
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And I'm going to win.
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Behind you!
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A la mode!
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But she rebuffed my affections. And then I got thrown in jail! Felix, pull yourself together. No! Ralph. You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal! Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.
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It is? Which is why I ran off and tried to be a good guy, but I'm not! I'm just a bad guy, and I need your help. There's a little girl whose only hope is this kart. Please, Felix, fix it. And I promise I will never try to be good again.
