But you have to back out of the race. Yeah. Oh no, I don't, Because I paid my fee and I'm on the board... So, yeah, I'm definitely racing. Yeah, well, King Candy says glitches can't race. I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixslexia, okay? The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope. To protect us. Say I'm you. I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving. And I actually feel kind of cool for once. And then, all of a sudden, oh no. I'm glitching! - Hey! - See? You're an accident just waiting to happen. Oh no! I glitched, too!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.6s
What a moron.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.4s
What are you looking at?
Wreck-It Ralph
26.4s
Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby? Leave me alone. Look, you want that medal, right? And I want to race. So here's what I'm thinking. You help me get a new kart... A real kart... And I'll win the race and get you back your medal. You want me to help you? All you gotta do is break something for me. Come on. What do you say, friend? We are not friends.
Wreck-It Ralph
19.6s
You're welcome, you rotten little thief. I'm not a thief! I just borrowed your stupid coin. I was going to give it back to you as soon as I won the race. It's not a coin. It is a medal. Coin, medal, whatever. Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one. I can't. I didn't win it in my game. I won it in Hero's Duty.
Wreck-It Ralph
6.5s
It's not that kind of duty. I bet you really got to watch where you step in a game called Hero's Doodie!
Wreck-It Ralph
4s
Hey, genius! It's a jawbreaker. You're never going to break...
Wreck-It Ralph
5.4s
Come on, pal. You son of a gun. Come on, buddy. Let's shake on it.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.9s
What did you win the medal for, wiping?
Wreck-It Ralph
4.2s
Oh Vanellope, it's so... you.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.6s
Hero's Doodie?
Wreck-It Ralph
21s
Hello, fellow racers! It's that little crumb snatcher. Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis, you're looking well. Came by to check out the competition, huh? Well, here it is, the Lickity Split! Sheesh. Looks like she built it herself. I built it myself. Fastest pedal-power, west of the Whac-A-Mole. Check her out.
Wreck-It Ralph
17.1s
- Say "why"? - Why? Because it was his doodie! How dare you insult Hero's Duty? You little guttersnipe! I earned that medal. You better get it back for me toot-sweet, sister! Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help you!
Wreck-It Ralph
9.1s
Please! I just want to race like you guys. You will never be a racer because you're a glitch. And that's all you'll ever be!
Wreck-It Ralph
3.1s
Scram, you rotten little cavities! Before I throw you in the mud!