The pot goes to the winning racer! Hey, kids! Can I talk to you for a second?
Wreck-It Ralph
4.4s
Hey! My arm's getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?
Wreck-It Ralph
1.8s
Let's get out of here!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.1s
Batter up!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.1s
Shh!
Wreck-It Ralph
4.3s
Well, I'll say this much, they don't call your friend "Wreck-It" for nothing.
Wreck-It Ralph
37.9s
But you have to back out of the race. Yeah. Oh no, I don't, Because I paid my fee and I'm on the board... So, yeah, I'm definitely racing. Yeah, well, King Candy says glitches can't race. I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixslexia, okay? The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope. To protect us. Say I'm you. I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving. And I actually feel kind of cool for once. And then, all of a sudden, oh no. I'm glitching! - Hey! - See? You're an accident just waiting to happen. Oh no! I glitched, too!
Wreck-It Ralph
6.3s
The vines. They're laffy taffy. They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh. Here, hit me again.
Wreck-It Ralph
5.1s
Nope. Lucky for him. Otherwise I would have slapped his corpse.
Wreck-It Ralph
6.6s
Baking! Pump up the heat and hold the perfect temperature. Ralph, a little help here? I'm on it.
Wreck-It Ralph
21s
Hello, fellow racers! It's that little crumb snatcher. Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis, you're looking well. Came by to check out the competition, huh? Well, here it is, the Lickity Split! Sheesh. Looks like she built it herself. I built it myself. Fastest pedal-power, west of the Whac-A-Mole. Check her out.
Wreck-It Ralph
11s
Underpants. No, no! You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid. I'm trying! Let me up there. I'll do it. No. Yes. Gross. Milk. Yes, yes, yes.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.8s
Okay, good. Little more. Yeah, that's it! Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.2s
Ooh, your eye.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.6s
End of the line, glitch! Glitch. That's it.
Wreck-It Ralph
14s
What the... Who are you? I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me!
Wreck-It Ralph
4.4s
What? No! - Take it easy, big boy! - Stay away from me! He's getting away!
Wreck-It Ralph
5.7s
Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster so we can see what we're up against here. Kay.