I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Wreck-It Ralph
6.4s
I don't suppose you'd like to come in and have a slice, would you? Hey-o, everybody!
Wreck-It Ralph
24.8s
- Is he serious? - Oh please! Where's a bad guy going to win a medal? Of course he's not serious. I've never been more serious about anything in my life. That's why I came straight here, Tapper. You've never given me a bum steer. Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal? I don't think such a game exists, Ralph. Come on. You know people. There's got to be... Tapper, I need a root beer. Coming! Hold that thought.
Wreck-It Ralph
19.3s
Somebody's birthday, or... Well, it's more of an anniversary. The 30th anniversary of our game, actually. What? Is that today? I know! I'm such a dummy with dates. Anyway, congratulations. Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too.
Wreck-It Ralph
9.9s
You know, you could just stay here and live in the castle. You'd have your own wing where no one would ever complain about your stench. or treat you bad ever again. You could be happy.
Wreck-It Ralph
29.4s
Look, the code may say I'm a princess. But I know who I really am, Ralph, I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever. I was here, I was there. I was glitching through the walls. I'm not giving that up. Um, pardon me for asking, but without a princess, who's going to lead us? Yeah. Who? Me. I'm thinking more along the lines of a constitutional democracy. President Vanellope von Schweetz. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Wreck-It Ralph
25.2s
Tut-tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be executed. What? No, please! Oh my land. This place just got interesting. I don't want to die! I'm just kidding. Stop crying, Taffyta. I'm trying, but it won't stop.
Wreck-It Ralph
10.2s
It's Ralph! He'll wreck the party! Hide the stemware! Get rid of him, Felix. Oh, right. I'll go talk to him. Carry on, everyone.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.9s
Great party, Felix. Why, thank you, friend. Felix. You're needed on the dance floor!
Wreck-It Ralph
9.2s
And besides, I've got a job to do, too. It may not be as fancy as being president, but it's my duty. And it's a big duty!
Wreck-It Ralph
1s
Chocolate?
Wreck-It Ralph
3.3s
You did it, Ralph! Way to go, brother!
Wreck-It Ralph
8.9s
I remember. She's our princess! Oh! That's right! We are so sorry about the way we treated you. Yeah, those were jokes! I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
Wreck-It Ralph
4.8s
I'm already happy. I've got the coolest friend in the world.
Wreck-It Ralph
17.5s
See ya later, President Fart Feathers. Au revoir, Admiral Nnderpants. And farewell, Baroness Boogerface. Goodbye, Major Body Odor! - Hasta la vista you... - Ralph! - All right. To be continued. - Yeah! Hooray!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.4s
Ralph, are you coming, brother?
Wreck-It Ralph
5.2s
I'll bet that's Mario. Fashionably late, per the norm. I'll get it, Felix.
Wreck-It Ralph
8.8s
Wow. So this is the real you. Princess. Aw, Ralph, what are you, nuts? Come on. This isn't me.
