It is? Which is why I ran off and tried to be a good guy, but I'm not! I'm just a bad guy, and I need your help. There's a little girl whose only hope is this kart. Please, Felix, fix it. And I promise I will never try to be good again.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.1s
Is he in there?
Wreck-It Ralph
7.8s
So jealous that he abandoned his game and tried to take over the new one. These are the greatest graphics I've ever seen! Turbo-tastic!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.4s
What are you looking at?
Wreck-It Ralph
2.1s
Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.5s
Can do.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.2s
Come on, chumbo. Ralph, my man. My main man.
Wreck-It Ralph
17.1s
- Say "why"? - Why? Because it was his doodie! How dare you insult Hero's Duty? You little guttersnipe! I earned that medal. You better get it back for me toot-sweet, sister! Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help you!
Wreck-It Ralph
5.2s
No cy-bug, either. Gotta find it before it lays its filthy eggs.
Wreck-It Ralph
6.5s
It's not that kind of duty. I bet you really got to watch where you step in a game called Hero's Doodie!
Wreck-It Ralph
4.2s
The pot goes to the winning racer! Hey, kids! Can I talk to you for a second?
Wreck-It Ralph
4.4s
Hey! My arm's getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?
Wreck-It Ralph
2.3s
I was just tired of living alone in the garbage.
Wreck-It Ralph
18.6s
But I do know this. He'll do anything to keep her from racing. Because if she crosses the finish line, the game will reset and she won't be a glitch anymore! Where is she now? In the fungeon with Fix-It Felix. Felix? I'm sorry! That's all I know! That's all I know, I swear! Now, please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again!