The new model 3 generative Android from funki is a fully autonomous humanoid robot with features never before seen in the consumer market. Here are all of aunt Gemma's collectibles, and this one is my favorite. Oh! I have more awesome toys in my room. Come on. Come on. Sculpted from a titanium core, m3gan's designed to withstand whatever life can throw at her. She comes equipped with an a17 bionic fusion chip and can be fully customized through six different silicone skin pigmentations. But the most exciting aspects about m3gan are the features still to come. Through our own unique approach to probabilistic inference, m3gan is on a constant quest for self-improvement. Whether it's diagnosing children with specific learning differences or merely reminding them of the way science is all around us... Cady, you should use a coaster. Why do I have to use a coaster? Coasters help to avoid water marks, especially on wooden surfaces. - But how does the water get outside the glass? - That's a great question, cady. It's actually caused by the difference in temperature outside the glass, which pulls moisture from the air. Crazy. It's insane, right? Studies indicate that a staggering 78% of a parent's time is spent dishing out the same basic instructions. Oh, my god. Cady, you have to flush the toilet. It is not that hard. So we found someone else to pick up the slack. Cady, flush the toilet.
M3GAN
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How could you do this?
M3GAN
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Oh, um... I Don't... I Don't think I really have any kids' books here right now, cady. Um, but that's okay. I can download one on my phone.
M3GAN
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Transparency looks good. Yeah, well, for what we paid for it, it better. Okay, here we go. Happy.
M3GAN
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Just give me one minute.
M3GAN
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Do you see this pen?
M3GAN
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Recalibrating response model. M3gan, turn off.
M3GAN
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Cady.
M3GAN
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Dewey!
M3GAN
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There's another member from the family we didn't tell you about.
M3GAN
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They can take pictures. Come on, sweetheart. Find the lens. And with the customized app, you can even feed your friend. But not too much! Uh-oh. Cleanup on aisle seven. The app is updated with new content daily, so you can do almost anything together. You can watch YouTube videos, learn fun facts, play multiplatform games, buy accessories for your pet. With so many options, what will you and your pet do next?
M3GAN
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Ooh, I like that jacket. Where'd you get it?
M3GAN
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I found this place. It's kind of an alternative school. You get to learn outdoors. And it's just for kids who are exactly like you, kids who think outside the box. And they're having a day for prospective students tomorrow.
M3GAN
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Elsie, call Tess. One second. Hey, I've been trying to call you. David is flipping out. Where are you? I'm with cady. I'm taking her home. Oh, god. Is she okay? Yeah. She's fine. Listen, regardless of what we find, and even if what we're saying is hypothetical, we know enough not to go through with this, right?
M3GAN
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Oh, those aren't toys, cady. I mean... yeah, technically, yeah, they're toys. They're just, um, collectibles. So you Don't actually play with them. That probably sounds really weird. Um...
M3GAN
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Elsie, hall light.
M3GAN
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I love it. Jesus.
M3GAN
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Huh? Would you like me to put on your end of day playlist? Why did you ask me if I was okay? You're not programmed to ask me how I feel.