One time, she found a cockroach in my schoolbag. She was upset 'cause I didn't eat my sandwiches. And then all of a sudden, this thing crawls up her wrist, and she just started screaming like a maniac and ran out of the house. That was pretty funny. Anytime you wanna tell me something special about your parents, something funny or sad or anything at all, you just tell me, and I'll keep it safe. And we can listen to it whenever we want.
M3GAN
6.2s
M3gan, say hi to David. As in the boss David? Well, I guess I should call you dad.
M3GAN
1.5s
Make her say something.
M3GAN
12.8s
You see this pen? A short, sharp probe to the cerebral cortex would cause full body paralysis and could even cause the victim to bite off their own tongue. Perhaps then you might appreciate just how useful I can be.
M3GAN
1.5s
Do you wanna see?
M3GAN
1.5s
That was pretty funny.
M3GAN
25.7s
Great job. It was my friend Jenny's birthday. M3gan's an excellent listener. This guy told them that the 13th floor was haunted. Right. and they accidentally... And she even has a few stories of her own. "If it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be, but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." "Said tweedledee." She'll never run out of ways to keep your child occupied, and she'll never run out of Patience. Cady. Seriously, flush the toilet.
M3GAN
47.3s
I'm all in. But we're asking the board to invest in something that's not gonna see a profit for three years. So bottom line is, this isn't going anywhere without Greg. - He's the chairman. - Yeah, I know who Greg is, Kurt. Now, Greg is a hard-ass when it comes to spending money. But here's the thing, he's got a kid who's about the same age as your niece. If we can show him what you just showed me and get him to respond emotionally instead of analytically, we should be off to the races. So, can we keep the girl? Can we make her part of it? She's paired with her, right? That's how this whole thing works? Yeah, the more time she spends with cady, the more effective she's gonna be. Love it. Kurt, get shelley on the phone. Gem, get me a list of things I can say in a presentation that makes it sound like I know what I'm talking about. Holy shit, this is exciting. I want you all to remember this moment. The moment we kicked hasbro right in the dick.
M3GAN
3s
That's great, cady. Do you want to roll it to aunt Gemma?
M3GAN
12.9s
One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. Your thumb's so slippery. Cady, you should have some of your hot dog before it gets too cold. Come on, thumb. Come on. Cady? Your hot dog.
M3GAN
24.8s
What do I love most about m3gan? I Don't know, there are so many things. She's super smart, obviously. But even though she knows everything there is to know about the world, she's still more interested in what I think about it. I like how she makes me laugh. She comes up with the craziest things, oh, my gosh. But I think what I love most about m3gan is that, when she looks at me, it's like...
M3GAN
10.3s
Hey, I'm sorry. Let's just talk about it. - Hey, hey, hey. - Let me go! - Whoa. Hey. What's going on? Hey, cady! - Let me go! What are you doing? Stop it! - Cady, calm down! - Let her go!
M3GAN
8s
Okay, so we've got this one or the one with the bangs. A little bit of auburn chic. I really think you gotta revisit this. - No, absolutely not. - Look at that.
M3GAN
7.8s
You know, I think m3gan's right. You should probably get some rest. But, um, remember we have that demonstration today?
M3GAN
1.8s
Okay. I'll call you when I get home.
M3GAN
16.3s
Maybe playing with some toys or playing a game. Hey, cady, do you wanna grab some toys to play with? I Don't have any toys here. I just unpacked a bunch this morning. They're just old. I Don't think she plays with them. - What about these ones up here? - Those aren't toys. They're aunt Gemma's collectibles. You're not supposed to play with them.