My mom always wanted to take me skiing, but on our way up the mountain, we got hit by a snow truck. I went to live with my aunt Gemma, who it turned out worked at this incredible toy company. Which is where I met m3gan.
M3GAN
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Okay, so that's a memory you won't ever forget.
M3GAN
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Anyway, it's not gonna take longer than a couple of hours. But if you could just hold down the fort by yourself for a little while, that would help me so much. You can use my iPad if you want. You can facetime a friend or play a game or something. What about screen time? Hmm?
M3GAN
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Oh, Jesus Christ!
M3GAN
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Go ahead.
M3GAN
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She's a robot.
M3GAN
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Hey.
M3GAN
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I mean, there are people who flew across the country especially to see it, but if you're not up to it, I'd just rather you tell me now, okay?
M3GAN
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Funki, a toy company for the future.
M3GAN
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Okay. Sad.
M3GAN
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Oh, my god! And away we go! - We're all right. - We should've put chains on the car. Neither of us knew that was a thing until, like, ten minutes ago, okay? Don't act like it's my fault. Oh, my god! Ryan! Seriously! What do you want me to do? Mom, I dropped Leroy. Why did you tell that guy at the gate this was a four-wheel drive? - Help me, cady. - It looks like a four-wheel drive. Cady, what are you doing? - Cady, cady. Jesus Christ! - Cady, put your seat belt on!
M3GAN
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Is that what I think it is?
M3GAN
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Purrpetual petz are just like real pets, except that when you talk to them, they actually talk back! Amazeballs! There's over six different petz to collect, each equipped with their own personalities and entirely spontaneous reactions! Careful. That's my butt. They speak eight different languages.
M3GAN
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We can't just sit in the middle of the road.
M3GAN
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Remember, the key to fun is funki.
M3GAN
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Oopsie-Daisy! I thought we were gonna limit screen time to 30 minutes a day. What are you telling me for? I didn't give it to her. I'm just saying, I think... cady, can you turn it down, please? I need to go to the bathroom. Are we there yet? If we make rules, we need to stick to them. If she wasn't on that, she'd be climbing all over. So you would rather she sat there feeding a toy virtual food until it shits itself? Cady, turn it down. I already did turn it down. What was Gemma thinking? "It's my niece's birthday. I'm gonna get her a present." She works for the company that makes them. She probably didn't even have to pay for shipping. Honestly, what is the purpose of a toy if you have to play with it on an iPad? This is what the future looks like, okay? You just have to get used to it.
M3GAN
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Confused. Wait, wait. Stop. Why is her face doing that? What is happening? I... I Don't know, Gemma. It's your code. Yeah, thanks. I know it's my code, Cole, but she doesn't look confused. She looks demented. You want me to take the skin back off? - Well, she's not responding. So... - Okay, here we go.