Cady, you lost your parents. The worst thing that could've happened to you in this world happened. And it is so unfair, and there is nothing anyone can say to make sense of it. Not even m3gan. I am so sorry. I should've talked to you about what happened. I didn't know what to say, so I did the only thing I knew how to do. But she's not a solution, she's just a distraction. I can't promise you that these feelings you're feeling are ever gonna go away. But I can promise you that you'll get through it. We both will.
M3GAN
4.3s
I Don't know how you're not throwing up from looking at that. I'm pacing myself.
M3GAN
1.5s
Download in progress.
M3GAN
19.8s
Hey, I'm sorry about today. I shouldn't have put you in that position if you weren't feeling up to it. It worked out, didn't it? Three, two, one, I win! Hey! Anyway, I just wanted to say that... hey, hey! M3gan, turn off. Why did you do that? M3gan, turn on. Because I'm trying to have a conversation with you. M3gan, turn off.
M3GAN
1.2s
Oh...
M3GAN
1.3s
M3gan?
M3GAN
25.7s
Great job. It was my friend Jenny's birthday. M3gan's an excellent listener. This guy told them that the 13th floor was haunted. Right. and they accidentally... And she even has a few stories of her own. "If it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be, but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." "Said tweedledee." She'll never run out of ways to keep your child occupied, and she'll never run out of Patience. Cady. Seriously, flush the toilet.
M3GAN
1.3s
Is it your arm?
M3GAN
15.9s
What in the name of ever-loving Christ is this? David, if you just give me a minute to explain... Is this why you moved your lab, Gemma? So you can keep secrets from me? No, no, no. We talked about this, David. We talked about you putting it on ice until you had a new petz model. How much did you spend on this?
M3GAN
3.1s
Wash your hands. Roll up your sleeves.
M3GAN
9.2s
Oh! That's Bruce. Is he a toy? Yeah, kinda. He's a proxy robot. I built him when I was in college.
M3GAN
1.3s
Stop it!
M3GAN
6.6s
Make her say something! She's paired with me. She won't play with anyone else.
M3GAN
1.2s
Hi, m3gan.
M3GAN
1.6s
M3gan!
M3GAN
13.3s
But as of next year, it's gonna be the only toy that matters. Ladies and gentlemen, she's the apex of 21st-century technology wrapped up in four feet of silicone. And her name...
M3GAN
47.3s
I'm all in. But we're asking the board to invest in something that's not gonna see a profit for three years. So bottom line is, this isn't going anywhere without Greg. - He's the chairman. - Yeah, I know who Greg is, Kurt. Now, Greg is a hard-ass when it comes to spending money. But here's the thing, he's got a kid who's about the same age as your niece. If we can show him what you just showed me and get him to respond emotionally instead of analytically, we should be off to the races. So, can we keep the girl? Can we make her part of it? She's paired with her, right? That's how this whole thing works? Yeah, the more time she spends with cady, the more effective she's gonna be. Love it. Kurt, get shelley on the phone. Gem, get me a list of things I can say in a presentation that makes it sound like I know what I'm talking about. Holy shit, this is exciting. I want you all to remember this moment. The moment we kicked hasbro right in the dick.