... sexually explosive. Last time I saw her, she impaled me and called me an asshole. She said...
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Now without further adieu, it's my very great pleasure to introduce to you this years guest of honor. Pauline Ivanovich!
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- Oh great. - Yeah. - Right Okay. Deacon!
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This is my mask.
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How do we know that? He's wearing a bow-tie, look at him! Stu, tell them what you do. Come on Stu! Tell us what you do. Come on. Tell them what you do, Stu. - Hi, my name is Stu uh... - Don't fuck it up, man. - I can't hear Stu. - Louder, louder! Hi, my name is Stu, uh, I work in... - I can't hear... - Louder. Stu they can't hear, they cannot hear you. Hi, my name is Stu. I'm a software analyst. I work for a geographic information systems company. -Uh... - Sorry, what is it? I work for a company that does um... ...basically we take like business requirements from organizations... ...and we analyze those requirements and then we build software... ...to fit those requirements.
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This was a total misunderstanding. There was on the invitation, and this actually pertains to you... ... the invitation, it said, - plus one, but it did not specify... - Okay. - Hey mate,look... - If it could be a human or if it could be werewolf or... Yeah, but he could be a vampire hunter for all we know. He could texting his mates, saying, 'I've got them all in the one place, ,,,come on over, we'll have a vampire barbecue!' Well, he's not, he's not doing that.
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- Jackie. -Yeah! - This is undead party. - Yeah, I'm a vampire. You have your?.. I'm a vampire. I'm a vampire!
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Go a thousand paces away and smell yourselves! I can't wait anymore.
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- Great. - Yeah, yeah. - So, um, who bit you? - Oh, Nick.
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Which I made for the occasion.
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Hey!
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If anyone's gonna eat him it's gonna be us but we're not, we're past that. They can just go fuck themselves. Nick! It is your fault. Okay? You brought a human into this den of vampress nest. - You're not helping. - Yes, you did. - Plus one. - Lovely talking to you, I've got to shoot off now. See you later on.
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As soon as one vampire takes a bite, it's a frenzy! - A frenzy! - Okay, we've got to get him out. Okay, follow me, follow me. Excuse me, sorry guys.
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- Just going out for a cigarette. - Oh, hey! - Okay, not that way. - This way. - This way. - Is there another way?
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Some of the vampires forget Unholy Masquerade rules. They brought a human.