Can you do that shit when you turn them into worms? No. Doesn't work on chips. Only works on things that already look like worms. - Maybe noodles. Do you want some noodles? - He knows now.
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He ate a chip. I can't eat solids now, great. I can't sunbathe. I can't watch daytime TV. I can if I...yeah I guess I could.
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It's quite shocking down here, Nick. Look, here's our sweet Petyr. - Fuck! - Burnt to a sizzle.
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I know that guy... - ...actually. - You know him? - Yeah. - What? I saw him the other night in town.
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... sanded down. - Do you think he hand sanded that, or? - Yes. Imagine that, stuck in you...
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- Uh!, typical macho type. - Yuck! It is. Oh, shit!
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I was going to bite you tonight.
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Alright?
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Jackie?!
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Why?
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Okay, so...
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Vampires don't do dishes. Deacon's like the rebellious young vampire. He's always doing crazy things. Saying crazy things. He's just like the young, bad boy of the group.
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- No, that's not the point though... - Yeah, no, I know, I know... It's not a flat meeting about how cool you are. - I do my flat chores. - No, you don't! - Yes, I do - No, that's why we're having the flat-meeting. The point is Deacon that you have not done the dishes for 5 years. Vladislav is right. It's unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like that... I'm so embarrassed when people come over here. Why does it matter?! You bring them over, you kill them!
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Wanted to have a quick chat about flat responsibilities because.. uh...guys I think that we're not all pulling our weight here. We're not just pointing the finger at you, Deacon. You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the flat. Well, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool.
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Is Petyr coming? - Should we wait? - Petyr's... ... eight thousand years old. We're not going to have Petyr at the meeting. Okay, so...
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And I walked passed this old creepy castle. and I look at it and think...