Stu took it pretty well. He's definitely my best mate. And I'm not gonna eat him. But if they ever offer you bisghetti... Um.... you shouldn't eat it.
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Vampire mates don't eat human mates. And no matter how much I want to eat him... ... I will never eat him cause he's my mate.
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I'm a vampire. - you're a vampire? - Yeah.
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- No you can't. - Yeah. I'll show you.
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I think they offered me biscotti.
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- Hey Stu? - Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So...
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My God, that's him, that's him, that's him, that's Phillip, that's Phillip. - He looks so old.
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There he is, yeah. This is my old servant, Phillip. - So, we're gonna call him. - Yeah. And... ...screen...
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I don't think she's a virgin if she's doing that.
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That's me. There's cameras following me around. They could have chosen anyone. How many people have you told you're are a vampire? - Not many. - I heard that girl... ... talking about it you said you're a vampire! Yeah, I told her. - Who else? - Who did you tell? Uh, I told her hot friend. You can't tell everyone that you're a vampire. Who's that guy? I don't know but I trust him. - You can't tell everyone. - I won't.
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Yeah, kind of like Google Maps, but like, more...more layers of information. The movie Twilight, have you seen it?
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Okay, I'm the main guy in Twilight. You now the main guy? Twilight?