What's wrong with them? Um, vampire eyes. Can't go into the sun.
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I transformed into a dog and had sex. Cool! We're gonna have a little flat-meeting in the kitchen in about 15 minutes, okay?
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What?
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One of the most unfortunate things about being a vampire is that...
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- The dishes? - No, no, the...you know, the..deal?
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There we go.
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Umm, we're going to have a flat-meeting in about 10 minutes. Twenty. Okay... is it...
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So, now I'm going to wake up my flat mates.
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The deal is that he is going to give me eternal life. Um, which is...
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University, yah? Yeah, but after that, I'm gonna travel.
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I like to hang out with other vampires.
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I really love living in a flatting situation. Wake up!
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So we're... ...in Petyr's room. I'm just going to wake him up.
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I like the company.
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Yeah.
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Any kind of age range? - Young. - But not, not kids? Not kids. 18 to 30?
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... very exciting. Well, I just feel like I kind of reached my potential and I wouldn't wanna, kind of, get any older before, I kinda... I just feel like I'm the best version of myself that I can be. - Yes...relax. - It's just that it's been 4 and a half years and I just... but it's...I'm doing your pot plants and I'm doing your dry-cleaning. Now I'm doing your dishes... ...and I'm doing... And the dentist? And the dentist!.. and it's just taking an awful long time, so I was just wondering... - Be gone! - Okay.