- I did... - Well, this is what's going to happen. I still think it's quite extreme.
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You didn't ask. You were saying yes.
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- Indefinitely. - Indefinitely. So I can come back? - One day? - No, no, indefinitely means, there is no end. I thought there was like... No, indefinite means that it's not a definite thing. - It can be changed - Yeah, but it's long. Could be tomorrow, it could be 6 months. - NO! No, it is not tomorrow! - It cannot be tomorrow! - Forget about it, at least 6 moths. - Banished! You are banished. But Stu, you can visit if you like. Thank you.
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That's... that actually should've... that should have been crime number one but we wanted to build up to that. Number 3: Deacon doesn't like that your wear the same jackets as him. And he would like you to find your own original style.
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Love it. One year I went to The Unholy Masquerade dressed as Whoopi Goldberg from uh, Sister Act... ... 1 and Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit. Didn't go down so well because she was a nun.
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... the procession... ... of shame. I asked them Nick, I asked them not to pass that sentence. We should do this immediately. - In my opinion. - You didn't ask.
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For these crimes of which we the vampire council find you guilty... ... you should be banished from our flat... ...indefinitely.
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So today we have, an invitation.
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... you will be made to suffer...
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The darkest part of my mind is reserved to The Beast. We could tell you a thing or two about The Beast. You should pray that you never have to see The Beast. This one is called The Beast. And I said, 'Get you hands off my balls, Beast!' He may have told you some stories about his great battle with The Beast. Yeah, oh, 'I fought The Beast on a cliff.' Oh... 'I fought The Beast in a swamp.' 'One time I fought The Beast in the toilets of a night club.' Difficult battle. I hope you never see The Beast.
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You can't go to the the ball as Blade. He's a vampire hunter. Yeah, but vampires love Wesley Snipes. No, it's inappropriate. Okay, Vlad? The Green Jaunters, or the black leather with the dragon belt? - Just wear the pants you want to wear... - We're having a mild crisis here. - which pants do you want to wear? Just look at the pants Vlad! Turn around & look at the pants! They're just pants! - Shit, man! - Holy shit!
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Oh, you look terrible. The black pants. Thank you. Get dressed! I don't know if I feel up to it, really. You don't look that great but if you eat someone on the way... and rejuvenate a little bit? - You could probably wear a mask or something. Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! What are you biding on?
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We, we tend often, you know... without giving into that kind of... stuff which I'm really sick of that but you know... It just that, it's harder for us to chase... chase people down. Can I, Can I introduce um... - Gary...Gary and Alisha. - Hi, how are you? Hi. - Hi. - Less groaning, less groaning guys.
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I'm bidding on a table. - Are you coming or not? - Not. I'm gonna go change. We're leaving in 10 minutes. Have a good time!
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... has... ... just had a reaction to the information that the guest of honor will be... ... um... The Beast.