We're not these mopey old creatures who live in castles. And while some, most of us are, a lot are... but... There are also those of us, who like to flat together in really small countries like New Zealand.
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... they would destroy us.
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She had fallen in love.
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- What? Shit! - Whoo... Nice... If you push images, then we can see pictures of virgins. - Ah, yes. Yes. - Yah, yah...
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- Ooh, bat fight! - Bat fight! Oh, yah, yah, yah!
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And then... ... it opened it's wings, like this.
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Perhaps another couple of years. Perhaps 10 years. Hmm? Like one big circle, just biting each others dicks. You know, they don't even wear shirts, they wear blouses. It's, it's just... ... a big homo-erotic dick biting club. And I'm stuck here, ironing their fucking frills. Also clean the bathroom, please. There's blood everywhere. It is gruesome.
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What's wrong with them? Um, vampire eyes. Can't go into the sun.
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I transformed into a dog and had sex. Cool! We're gonna have a little flat-meeting in the kitchen in about 15 minutes, okay?
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What?
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One of the most unfortunate things about being a vampire is that...
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- The dishes? - No, no, the...you know, the..deal?
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There we go.
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Umm, we're going to have a flat-meeting in about 10 minutes. Twenty. Okay... is it...
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So, now I'm going to wake up my flat mates.
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The deal is that he is going to give me eternal life. Um, which is...
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University, yah? Yeah, but after that, I'm gonna travel.