You're not Twilight. - What's your problem? - You are my problem. Telling the world that we are vampires. And I'll tell the whole world that you're an asshole now as well. Shut up!
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3.2s
- Ooh, bat fight! - Bat fight! Oh, yah, yah, yah!
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2.5s
Don't lie about transforming into shit.
What We Do in the Shadows
3.8s
More, more than anything, just the chips. My favorite food. I can't eat chips.
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5.1s
- Hey Stu? - Mmm-hmm? How's your worms?
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2.6s
- Twilight! - Shut up Nick!
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2.2s
And let her live her life.
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7s
And just at the point of death... ... this creature... ... forced me to suck its foul blood.
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1.3s
Petyr!
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8.4s
Jackie, can I come in please? - Okay, off to bed guys! - Hello children! - Don't look at the man. I hate when you look at the man. Natasha, Don't look at the man!
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3s
Petyr! Petyr! Petyr!
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11.9s
- I can't figure out this. - This is the vampire hunter. Is this his front? - Uh, who's this guy? - Look at his... ... bloody head, all back to front. Twist it the other way, the other way! Let's see who this guy is.
What We Do in the Shadows
2.3s
All I'm saying is that, um...
What We Do in the Shadows
1.8s
Petyr, wake up.
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6.5s
He's probably still a little upset having seen his best friend disemboweled by werewolves.
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7.7s
And I didn't want to ruin it for her, so... I did the honorable thing and I just... ... stepped back.
What We Do in the Shadows
8.5s
- Get out of the sunlight! - Get water! Get water! Get water! Petyr, get away from the sunlight! Get in the shadows, Petyr! Get out of the sunlight!
