Deacon! - Deacon, wakey, wakey. Hey! - Viago. Don't sleep in here. The curtain's opened. It's nearly morning. - Oh! - You want to get sizzled to a crisp? -What? - No, you gotta think a little bit about these things. Okay. - Sorry Viago. - It's okay. - Night. - Nigh..night! Okay.
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I must have blacked out, um... ...and then, I remember... - an ambulance. - He's going into shock. O'Leary. O'Leary! Yeah, coming! - Okay, calm down, mate. - Calm down.
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They didn't kill me. - It looks cool. - Thank you, thank you. Meet some of our friends.
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Looks like rabies, doesn't it? And I don't know how long after that was, but I like, woke up.
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Received at 4:20 AM: - Stu?! - Hey Deacon.
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- Stu! - How is it?
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- Hi, Anton. - Anton.
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I don't know cause... Ah, another failure! Well, what are you laughing at Stu? I was laughing with the group. - Yep, that's good. - Good answer! - That's good, yeah.
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That is a good one. I always look round to make sure they're all laughing. Like, if I see one of them is not quite laughing I'll be like, 'Hey!' 'You laughing?', and often I'll test you. - What are you laughing at, Justin? - Hey? - What are you laughing at now? - Just then? - Yeah, yeah, but what? Oh, I don't know. Ah, test failed! Test failed! You're laughing now. What are you laughing at now though?
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Some people freak out a bit about the age difference. Uh, they think, what's this 96-year old lady doing with a guy... four times her age? - And, you know, I don't care... - It doesn't make any difference. No, they can call me cradle-snatcher, who cares. I decided to bite her and we're gonna be together forever. - Wonderful. - Yah.
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We'll start in our bedroom, I need that totally boarded up or blacked out somehow. My husband is my familiar. So there's been a dynamic shift there. You could buy a Bedazzler. So write that down. Bedazzler, that's B-E-D... I feel like I'm who I'm really meant to be now.
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Good to see you. Look at his face! I saw them tear you to shreds! Look! He looks like Seal!
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Yeah, these guys have to laugh at my jokes, right guys? Yeah!
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And they had some, they like, lent me some pants.
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But I am your Master. - Okay? - Yeah.
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Anton, Deacon.
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Pauline and I are tentatively back together. But it's not long before you remember why it was we broke up in the first place.
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Yeah, these are the guys who, um, turned me into a werewolf.