Wanted to have a quick chat about flat responsibilities because.. uh...guys I think that we're not all pulling our weight here. We're not just pointing the finger at you, Deacon. You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the flat. Well, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool.
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One day I was...
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Let's have a vote for Boogie Wonderland or The Big Kumara?
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And I walked passed this old creepy castle. and I look at it and think...
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This is bullshit.
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Sorry! He's a really great guy. A bit a of a pervert. He has some pretty old ideas about things. We should get some slaves!
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I tended to torture when I was in a bad place. My thing was, I would poke someone with implements. I was known as 'Vladislav The Poker'.
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Tonight, we are going out into Wellington Central. It is important that we look good. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah. One of the unfortunate things about not having a reflection is that you... ... don't know exactly what you look like. Looook!
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One of each? One of each will be cool. My relationship with Deacon is...
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We are the bait. But we're also the trap. Hello ladies.
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Yah, I came to this country for love.
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...and if you were a vampire...
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I don't know cause... Ah, another failure! Well, what are you laughing at Stu? I was laughing with the group. - Yep, that's good. - Good answer! - That's good, yeah.
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- No, that's not the point though... - Yeah, no, I know, I know... It's not a flat meeting about how cool you are. - I do my flat chores. - No, you don't! - Yes, I do - No, that's why we're having the flat-meeting. The point is Deacon that you have not done the dishes for 5 years. Vladislav is right. It's unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like that... I'm so embarrassed when people come over here. Why does it matter?! You bring them over, you kill them!
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That is a good one. I always look round to make sure they're all laughing. Like, if I see one of them is not quite laughing I'll be like, 'Hey!' 'You laughing?', and often I'll test you. - What are you laughing at, Justin? - Hey? - What are you laughing at now? - Just then? - Yeah, yeah, but what? Oh, I don't know. Ah, test failed! Test failed! You're laughing now. What are you laughing at now though?