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STIFLER: Hey, where are you going? This was a horrible idea.

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Get to class.

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- Really? - Yeah.

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(LAUGHS)

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No cell phones in the hall, Alyson. You can pick this up from my office today after school. No, no, no, Frizzy! No! Frizzy!

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No, no, no, Frizzy! No!

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Bend your knees. Next time you spank it, sit Indian-style. You won't come, not in a million years. MAN: Our sex organs are like musical instruments. Sure, you can have any technician blow on your horn, but to place your instrument into the hands of a true expert? That, my young friend, is true harmony. NOAH: Guys don't talk to each other because they view each other as competitors, which I think is crazy. You know? Because men need to help each other and work together to get laid.

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You shouldn't...You shouldn't... It's my phone. Don't read my phone. What's this supposed to mean? "Give her a dose of manthrax"? Well, I don't...What does that... I don't know what that... Do you know what that means? "I'm getting laid"?

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Hey, Rob.

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NATHAN: The truth is, yes, I was trying to pressure you, because I really, really wanna have sex. But I really wanna have sex with you.

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(PHONE BEEPS) Oh.

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I don't know. I'm just... I'm happy when I'm around you. Now, I don't know if you feel the same way, but if you do... Let's not waste any more time. Right? Let's just see where our feelings take us.

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(GASPS)

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(LAUGHS)

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Heidi?

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You're advertising this before it even happens? - No. - Wow. You must be some special kind of asshole. No. No, no, no! No. I didn't...It was... (GRUNTS ANGRILY) Later, loser.

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ROB ON COMPUTER. This is my little brother, Cody, and this is what he does with the vacuum every day.

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Hey, have you seen Heidi?

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STIFLER: Hey, where are you going? This was a horrible idea.

Get to class.

- Really? - Yeah.

(LAUGHS)

No cell phones in the hall, Alyson. You can pick this up from my office today after school. No, no, no, Frizzy! No! Frizzy!

No, no, no, Frizzy! No!

You shouldn't...You shouldn't... It's my phone. Don't read my phone. What's this supposed to mean? "Give her a dose of manthrax"? Well, I don't...What does that... I don't know what that... Do you know what that means? "I'm getting laid"?

Hey, Rob.

NATHAN: The truth is, yes, I was trying to pressure you, because I really, really wanna have sex. But I really wanna have sex with you.

(PHONE BEEPS) Oh.

I don't know. I'm just... I'm happy when I'm around you. Now, I don't know if you feel the same way, but if you do... Let's not waste any more time. Right? Let's just see where our feelings take us.

(GASPS)

(LAUGHS)

Heidi?

You're advertising this before it even happens? - No. - Wow. You must be some special kind of asshole. No. No, no, no! No. I didn't...It was... (GRUNTS ANGRILY) Later, loser.

ROB ON COMPUTER. This is my little brother, Cody, and this is what he does with the vacuum every day.

Hey, have you seen Heidi?