You have a great personality. I laugh at all your jokes. You're pretty. Oh, God, you're pretty. You even smell great.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
4.3s
This could be very educational for all of us. Really?
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1.1s
All right, Oprah.
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3.5s
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No, no, no.
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0.8s
Yeah.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
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Yes. Yes.
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So, you know that thing you told me before the dance? Yeah. Right, well, I was thinking about that conversation. So, what about it? I was just thinking, you know, maybe you should wait.
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6.3s
Okay, boys. Let's do this. Are you sure this is a good idea? Come on, you pussy. Let's get laid.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
4s
You obviously love my daughter, and you two should be together.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
2.7s
Yeah, and I might as well just crack the Da Vinci Code while I'm at it.
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2.4s
You're gonna need it to inflate your date later.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
1.5s
All right, listen to me. Stay focused.
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2.7s
- We should? - Absolutely.
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15.3s
And, Lube, how have all your schemes to get laid been working out so far? Minus $100. Exactly, and me, well, I've been wasting all my time on some fantasy that someday Heidi's gonna fall madly in love with me. Face it, guys, we need help. And this is it, staring us right in the face.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
8.3s
Do you even know how to play poker? KATIE: I know the game. And I tell you what, if I lose, I'll take off all my clothes. (ALL EXCLAIMING)