You're advertising this before it even happens? - No. - Wow. You must be some special kind of asshole. No. No, no, no! No. I didn't...It was... (GRUNTS ANGRILY) Later, loser.
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You shouldn't...You shouldn't... It's my phone. Don't read my phone. What's this supposed to mean? "Give her a dose of manthrax"? Well, I don't...What does that... I don't know what that... Do you know what that means? "I'm getting laid"?
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Guaranteed satisfaction and you won't stop until a girl is completely satisfied?
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- My left or your left? - My left, my left, my left! All right.
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Meet me upstairs in the first bedroom to the left.
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All right. Well, what the hell.
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Yeah? Was that true?
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More to the left!
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Yeah.
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(SIGHS) Look, that was a really interesting speech, and I don't really wanna embarrass you in front of everyone, but...
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Okay.
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I can guarantee that I will satisfy you in every way possible, and I shall not stop until I'm certain that you are completely happy with my endeavours.
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(GIRLS LAUGHING)
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I happen to be a sensitive and expert lover.
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But it's not gonna happen. I mean, I think that you're, like, really super cool, and you're really funny in class and everything, but I don't wanna have sex with you.
