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This is supposed to be fun.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Okay, let's go.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Thanks for the flowers. I'm sorry about being a jerk. And, for the record, I've learned my lesson. I'm ready to respect you and support you on your pledge. Really? But why?

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Hi, Nathan.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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- Deal me in. - What are you doing here? Katie. I know. But what are you doing here? - I wanna play. - Right. Just deal her in, Stifler. What's the big deal? AMY: Yeah, deal her in.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Well, I realised that I'm in this for you, and if the pledge gets in the way of that, then how good can it really be? Sounds like a good basis for the two of us to just relax and see what happens.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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But no drinking, and if you do drink, no driving. Don't worry. If I do anything wrong, I'm sure it'll end up on YouTube, so... Call you when I get there.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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I'm in this for you. I'm not in it just to have sex.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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(CHATTERING) (ALL WHOOPING)

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Look. I bought a book.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Drinking round!

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Yes.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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This is not a sex manual.

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(ALL CHEERING)

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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...very much! Mark S.!

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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It is a life manual. Now, I've been married for 35 years and not just because I'm this handsome dude who knows how to satisfy a woman. I've been married 35 years because I love my wife and I respect my wife. And whether it's Amsterdam or East Great Falls, it all comes down to this. If you're honest and treat a girl with respect, then whatever happens is meant to happen, because it's all perfectly natural. Boys, I've prepared you for this quest. And before you lies the biggest test of your lives. This book is a powerful weapon, so use it for good, not evil.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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NO AH: Noah Levenstein, class of '70. ROB: Pete Sambrelli? NO AH: That's right, the Noah Levenstein. ROB: Do you have a number for him? Hi: This is regarding his advice on the lubricants. We found the tongue tornado in Regina. (BOYS CHEERING)

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Well, girls have the advantage, because girls talk to each other, and don't kid yourself, they talk about the penis. Penis size, penis shape, the angle of the bend.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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This is supposed to be fun.

Okay, let's go.

Thanks for the flowers. I'm sorry about being a jerk. And, for the record, I've learned my lesson. I'm ready to respect you and support you on your pledge. Really? But why?

Hi, Nathan.

- Deal me in. - What are you doing here? Katie. I know. But what are you doing here? - I wanna play. - Right. Just deal her in, Stifler. What's the big deal? AMY: Yeah, deal her in.

Well, I realised that I'm in this for you, and if the pledge gets in the way of that, then how good can it really be? Sounds like a good basis for the two of us to just relax and see what happens.

But no drinking, and if you do drink, no driving. Don't worry. If I do anything wrong, I'm sure it'll end up on YouTube, so... Call you when I get there.

I'm in this for you. I'm not in it just to have sex.

(CHATTERING) (ALL WHOOPING)

Look. I bought a book.

Drinking round!

Yes.

This is not a sex manual.

(ALL CHEERING)

...very much! Mark S.!

NO AH: Noah Levenstein, class of '70. ROB: Pete Sambrelli? NO AH: That's right, the Noah Levenstein. ROB: Do you have a number for him? Hi: This is regarding his advice on the lubricants. We found the tongue tornado in Regina. (BOYS CHEERING)

Well, girls have the advantage, because girls talk to each other, and don't kid yourself, they talk about the penis. Penis size, penis shape, the angle of the bend.