This is my cousin. I see you've all met him. He's very simple and backwards. I'm sorry. - Sorry. - It's okay, sit. - Okay. - Sit and eat.
The Dictator
12.1s
Why is it always the good guys? Why? Nadal?
The Dictator
9s
I'll shave my armpits for you. Praise be to the Creator! And please stop using that organic deodorant. You could gas the Kurds with that stench.
The Dictator
9s
Democracy, your mother called the other day and I forgot to give you the message. It was something very important about your grandmother.
The Dictator
9s
Democracy kisses you because she wants to, not because her father is in the next room chained to a radiator with electrodes attached to his nipples.
The Dictator
22.7s
Are you okay, my love? What did you step on? Oh, yes! No, no. It's my people's tradition. We always smash a glass at weddings. - I'm Jewish! - What? Mazel tov! Are you okay? That's fine. I don't mind. It's great! Come here, my love.
The Dictator
11.2s
Democracy is flawed! She is not perfect! But democracy, I love you.
The Dictator
4.3s
You are alive? Of course! It is my job to be shot in the head.
The Dictator
10.2s
- Is he okay? - He's fine. Luckily the bullet hit him in the brain. So, what now?
The Dictator
7.2s
And that is why I call for real democracy! A real constitution! And real elections in Wadiya!
The Dictator
7.6s
But the big story today is the marriage of President Prime Minister Admiral General Aladeen and his new bride, Zoey.
