...tour from hell for an Ohio couple earlier today when, ...with shades of 9l11, their helicopter tour of the Manhattan skyline was cut short by what police are now calling a "terrorism misunderstanding" involving a man named Emer Gencyexitonly.
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You were super hot.
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Thanks. I trust everything is in there, as your manager requested? Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex. That's because she let me Aladeen in her face.
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Just girls.
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Sure. Yeah.
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Megan, you were worth every penny.
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Megan! Megan!
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Shalom?
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You now have herpes.
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Fine! I'll address them like they've never been addressed before. How much time have they allotted me?
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Don't worry, it's fine. Well done, my friend.
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We're going to send your wife some almonds. Chocolate covered versions of these.
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Also, if you're interested in taking in a Broadway show while you're here, and you don't mind the homo stuff, I highly recommend Billy Elliot.
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Death to the tyrant!
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Twenty dollars a day for Internet? What the fuck?
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Well, that's fine, because I'm not an Arab.
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Beloved Oppressor, try to get some sleep. Tomorrow is your big speech. Nobody touch the minibar! It's a fucking rip-off!
