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1m13s
Are you okay? My guy has a limp. I fell off me horse at the old Bull & Bush Pub because I am a cockney. Listen! Listen, okay? You need to focus up right now and be prepared to deliver a small, subtle performance. - Okay, great, okay. - Okay, good. Okay. So, when we go to fly... Don't do that with your eyes! You can't be a Chinese person on this thing, okay? I'm not chink, I'm Chinese-American! No, but you cannot hold your eyes! Nobody is going to think you're Chinese-American because you hold your eyes like that! It's racist, what you are doing! Do you know it's a fact that they cannot pronounce their R's? They pronounce them as L's. So instead you know what "rabbit" is in Chinese? I don't know how to speak Chinese. - It's "labbit." - It's not "labbit"! Yes! Who Shot Loger Labbit was a huge hit in China! Nobody... It's stup... All right, I don't care. This is stupid, okay? Okay, I'll do Filipino. I like to work, I like to talk. - Don't. - I like the shit, I do the kids. Stop that. Your Filipino is the same as your Chinese! Now who's being a lacist? - You're being lacist now. - I'm not being racist! Right now we have to get on this helicopter and we have to act like true Americans. I guess you don't want me to play black then. Of course I don't want you to play black. Okay. Just throwing it out there. Okay. Don't. Okay, don't do that. - I see what you're doing. - That's how they walk. I see what you're doing, it's not cool. It's how they walk.
The Dictator
1m54s
I love being an Americans! America is number one! Oh, I am from U.S.A.! My father also from U.S.A. My great-grandfather fought in the American Civil Jihad. I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche. I've fooled them. Job done. So, how are things back at the Palace? Fine, but guess who's still living in my guest house? Ooh, Bin Laden? Yes, Osama. Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers... And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden? Hey, do you remember my favorite sports car? You mean your Porsche? Yes... the 911. 911, it's the best! So I was driving my 911 near the palace one day... and I totally crashed! It's ok, I've already ordered a new one. A brand new 9112012. You know, while you are here, you should try to see some of the sights... such as the Empire State Building... and Yankee Stadium. And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty. Hey, have your old back problems been bothering you? Oh, it's been terrible! It got so bad that I made myself a back brace. - Really? - Yes, look, I'm still wearing it. Hey, my English is getting good... ...I bet I can count down from five faster than you can! Five, four, three, two, one!
The Dictator