Tensions are rising as the stand-off between the world community and the rogue North African nation of Wadiya intensified today as U.N. Weapons inspectors were once again refused access to the country by Wadiyan leader, Admiral General Aladeen.
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I'm going to another question. Oh, I can hear you now.
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Hello, person. Person. Black person.
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Finally, somebody who knows who I am.
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Useful as what? A coat hanger?
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Anyway, let me give you the grand tour. Up on the roof, we have this amazing organic garden...
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What's your last name? Burgers.
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- Allison? - Right. Allison.
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Then unpopulate them.
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Do you have nuclear weapons?
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We are a pure democracy, just like Wadiya's going to be soon!
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Known for his iconic beard, he is protected by 30 female guards, who he maintains are virgin.
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China is a democracy, too.
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Aladeen! Aladeen!
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This new constitution will end the dictatorship... No! ...and it will turn Wadiya into a democracy. No! Democracy? Never! Never!
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Wow. Was it moving?
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We vomit, and we spit and we don't want him. What would you say to General Aladeen ifhe were watching this? I have a message forAladeen.
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After you've paid me my 30% finder's fee, of course.
