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No, no, no! Zoey, Zoey, Zoey! No. You were just using me to get access to that hotel! No! Zoey, I'm attracted to you in a really fucked-up way.
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You are out of your mind. You're insane! Well, you download songs illegally from the Internet.
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Wait, I can see the head! I can see the head! I can't push anymore!
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So let's not throw stones, okay?
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Sorry, sorry.
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That's your beard? No, no, no! It's not my beard. My friend chopped the head off Morgan Freeman.
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I'm actually a little somebody called Admiral General Aladeen.
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No, what's your real name? Wait, this will convince you.
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The weapons inspectors will bathe in their own blood!
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It's a hilarious story. I'll tell you later, okay?
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Zoey, I'm not really Allison Burgers.
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Look, it's me!
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And I've never been with a guy with a dick. Or any guy.
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What I wanted to tell you was this. I really want to be with you, Allison Burgers.
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Allison, I don't have a dick. Great!
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You've got a dick. I knew it.
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Not male ones. Female ones.
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And children.
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