Oh, my God! There's a little goat eating the wire!
The Dictator
2.7s
What is that? It's Vita Coco water.
The Dictator
2.8s
I now pronounce you man and wife.
The Dictator
59.7s
Why are you guys so anti dictators? Imagine if America was a dictatorship. You could let 1% of the people have all the nation's wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes and bailing them out when they gamble and lose. You could ignore the needs of the poor for health care and education. Your media would appear free but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wiretap phones, you could torture foreign prisoners. You could have rigged elections. You could lie about why you go to war. You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group and no one would complain! You could use the media to scare the people into supporting policies that are against their interests. I know this is hard for you Americans to imagine, but please try. I will tell you what democracy is!
The Dictator
18.9s
Don't know what that meant. Maybe they shared a hot dog together, I'm thinking? That would make sense. He's wiping the mustard off his face and chest. Excuse me! You have to let me in. You don't understand. He's trying to stop the signing! Tamir is now speaking. Today, we begin a new era.
The Dictator
1.2s
You mean my double.
The Dictator
1.5s
Oh, be quiet.
The Dictator
1.5s
Sure. Yeah.
The Dictator
2.1s
Bingo!
The Dictator
2.5s
I like goats.
The Dictator
30.5s
What are you doing? This man is an imposter! No! This traitor tried to kill me and had my beard removed! Look! Arrest the viper Tamir! And now in another amazing turn of events, Tamir Mafraad is being taken away. This constitution is nothing but a license for oil companies and foreign interests to destroy my beloved Wadiya! Wadiya will remain a dictatorship!
The Dictator
20.2s
This is an historic moment. Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya is going to be signing the first democratic constitution in the history of his nation. Across the globe, people are glued to their television sets. The people of Wadiya are celebrating what will be a new chapter in their country.
The Dictator
11s
That's Tamir Mafraad, Aladeen's trusted advisor, sharing a lighthearted moment with Chinese businessman, Xiang Lao. Any thoughts on what they might be saying, Mike? I thought I made out the words "Harvey Keitel."
The Dictator
5.5s
Just moments away now from putting his signature on the first democratic constitution.
The Dictator
6.4s
Wadiya will be open to the world. Open to the future. And open for business.
The Dictator
3.6s
The document is ready to be signed, Supreme Leader.
The Dictator
2.6s
I am very stupid.
The Dictator
8.1s
I thought his name was Dennis. How would you even make that leap? Tamir to Dennis?