All right, Mr. Smart Guy, check out this bad boy. Oh, that's not bad. The Kandahar Cock Wrench. Okay, so, now we're getting somewhere. It's actually been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe.
The Dictator
9.4s
Yeah, right. I mean, I know there's nothing more annoying than a backseat torturer, but, please, come on. This is great stuff. It's not great stuff. That's like 1972, hello.
The Dictator
3.9s
It didn't come with a splash guard. You're gonna get chara on your trousers.
The Dictator
3.5s
I can see it has a screw hole for one. Apparently, I didn't get it.
The Dictator
1.2s
You should try that.
The Dictator
1.4s
Are you serious?
The Dictator
5.2s
Yes. And? I found it heartwarming and life-affirming.
The Dictator
2.2s
Did you get a chance to see Billy Elliot?
The Dictator
9.1s
Here's the deal. I'm gonna kill you, and then I'm gonna burn your body. No, no, no. Please, don't. But before I do I have one very important question for you.
The Dictator
1.5s
Nice to see you, too.
The Dictator
1.9s
Clayton? I thought we were friends.
The Dictator
15.2s
Thank you! How great is that show? It is. It's great, yeah. You know, he's got like an artist inside himself, but he's in this working class place and no one understands him. He's just like... I'm gonna express myself in my dance. And he expresses himself...
The Dictator
6.4s
Hello. I am Admiral General Aladeen. I am here to deliver my speech to the United Nations. Look, Admiral, it's too hot for crazy.
The Dictator
3.5s
And he doesn't wanna use violence, but he puts his violence into his dance.
