I wasn't the best student, but... We've got this wellness center downstairs in the basement, where we do water birth. Have you ever seen a water birth?
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Help! Help! I'm trapped under a glass ceiling!
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That is a made-up name.
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If you hate Aladeen and you like good food, this is the place for you. This way. Here we go.
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Do I know you? Sorry.
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Why me?
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Hasan, lock the door!
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Aladeen! Aladeen!
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Enjoy it.
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What do you do? Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.
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Wait. You look very familiar.
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I mean, is every day in Iran casual Friday?
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We all live here in Little Wadiya. The executioner, he is a member of the Resistance!
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You mean I never executed anybody? No. Like, honestly, zero people.
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With pressure mounting, Aladeen addressed his nation today.
