Well, if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse. I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains. - You're that smart? - Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? - Yes. - Morons. Really?
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I remember this farm boy of yours, I think.
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On the high seas your ship attacked. The Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners. I can't afford to make exceptions. Once word leaks out a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time. You mock my pain! Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
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Who was this love of yours? Another prince like this one?
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- Rest, Highness. - I know who you are. Your cruelty reveals everything. You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Admit it. With pride. What can I do for you? You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk. Hardly complimentary, Your Highness. Why loose your venom on me? You killed my love. It's possible. I kill a lot of people.
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And there are the princess's footprints. She is alive, or was an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out.
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And you can die too, for all I care! As you wish! Oh, my sweet Westley. What have I done?
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I have loved more deeply than a killer like yourself could ever dream...
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Iocane. I'd bet my life on it.
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Three years he said that. "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." It was a fine time for me. I was learning to fence, to fight. Anything anyone would teach me. And Roberts and I eventually became friends. - And then it happened. - What?
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It's not that bad. I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
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Well, now, that was an adventure. - Singed a bit, were you? - You?
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Beloved... are you certain he still wants you?
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A few more steps and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp.
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You're sick. I'll humor ya.
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We did it.
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"The king died that very night. And before the following dawn, Buttercup and Humperdinck were married. And at noon, she met her subjects again, this time as their queen." My father's final words were... Hold it. Hold it. Grandpa. You read that wrong. She doesn't marry Humperdinck. She marries Westley. I'm just sure of it. After all that Westley did for her, if she didn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair. Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn't always fair. I'm telling you, you're messing up the story! Now, get it right! Do you want me to go on with this?