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50.4s
- Where am I? - The Pit of Despair. Don't even think... Don't even think about trying to escape. The chains are far too thick. And don't dream of being rescued either. The only way in is secret. Only the prince, the count, and I know how to get in and out. Then I'm here till I die? Till they kill you. Yeah. Then why bother curing me? Well, the prince and the count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken. So it's to be torture? I can cope with torture. You don't believe me? You survived the Fire Swamp. You must be very brave.
The Princess Bride
1m6s
Took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present, I'm writing the definitive work on the subject. So I want you to be totally honest with me on how the Machine makes you feel. This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting. As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Well, really, that's all this is, except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life.
The Princess Bride
3m8s
All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink and find out who is right and who is dead. But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool. You would've counted on it. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. - You've made your decision then? - Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. Truly you have a dizzying intellect. Wait till I get going! - Where was I? - Australia. Yes. Australia. And you must have suspected I would've known the powder's origin. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. - You're just stalling now. - You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must've studied. And in studying, you must've learned that man is mortal. So you would've put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. It has worked! You've given everything away! I know where the poison is! - Then make your choice. - I will, and I choose... What in the world can that be? What? Where? I don't see anything. Well, I-I could've sworn I saw something. No matter. Hmm. - What's so funny? - I-I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours. - You guessed wrong. - You only think I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! - Who are you? - I am no one to be trifled with. That is all you ever need know. To think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned. They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
The Princess Bride
33.2s
Inigo! Inigo, where are you? Oh, there you are. Inigo, I saw the prince's stables, and there they were... four white horses. And I thought, there are four of us, if we ever find the lady. Hello, lady. So I took them with me, in case we ever bumped into each other. I guess we just did. Fezzik, you did something right. Don't worry. I won't let it go to my head.
The Princess Bride
1m44s
Yeah, it's reallygood. "Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around." Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning. As you wish. "'As you wish' was all he ever said to her." Farm boy, fill these with water. Please? As you wish. "That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying 'as you wish, ' what he meant was 'I love you. ' And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back." Farm boy. Fetch me that pitcher? As you wish. Hold it. Hold it. What is this? Are you tryin' to trick me? Wh-Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book? Wait. Just wait. Well, when does it get good? All right, keep your shirt on. Let me read.
The Princess Bride
33.3s
- You are wonderful. - Thank you. - I've worked hard to become so. - I admit that you are better than I am. - Then why are you smiling? - Because I know something you don't know. - And what is that? - I am not left-handed. - You are amazing. - I ought to be after 20 years. - There's something I ought to tell you. - Tell me. I'm not left-handed either.
The Princess Bride
41.7s
I could do that. I think I've got some rope up here. But I do not think you would accept my help since I am only waiting around to kill you. That does put a damper on our relationship. But I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top. That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait. I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard. No good. I've known too many Spaniards. Is there any way you'll trust me? Nothing comes to mind. I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya. You will reach the top alive. Throw me the rope.
The Princess Bride
52.7s
I thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me. I could not bear it if you died again, not when I could save you. Come, sir. We must get you to your ship. We are men of action. Lies do not become us. Well spoken, sir. - What is it? - You have six fingers on your right hand. Someone was looking for you.
The Princess Bride
39.2s
"The king died that very night. And before the following dawn, Buttercup and Humperdinck were married. And at noon, she met her subjects again, this time as their queen." My father's final words were... Hold it. Hold it. Grandpa. You read that wrong. She doesn't marry Humperdinck. She marries Westley. I'm just sure of it. After all that Westley did for her, if she didn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair. Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn't always fair. I'm telling you, you're messing up the story! Now, get it right! Do you want me to go on with this?
The Princess Bride
1m2s
Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where's Buttercup? Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape, after I kill Count Rugen. That doesn't leave much time for dillydallying. You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful. I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities? There is but one working castle gate. Come here. And it is guarded by... 60 men. - And our assets? - Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel. That's it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan, maybe I could come up with something, but this... You just shook your head. That doesn't make you happy? My brains, his steel, and your strength against 60 men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy, hmm?
The Princess Bride
30s
More pursue it than study lately. You see, I cannot find him. It's been 20 years now. I am starting to lose confidence. I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. Not a lot of money in revenge. Well, I... I certainly hope you find him someday. - You are ready then? - Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair. You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. Begin.
The Princess Bride