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57.8s
This is not fair. Grandpa, Grandpa, wait. Wait. What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead"? I mean, he didn't mean dead. Westley's only faking, right? You want me to read this or not? - Who gets Humperdinck? - I don't understand. Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end. Somebody's gotta do it. Is it Inigo? Who? Nobody. Nobody kills him. He lives. You mean he wins? Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for? You know, you've been very sick, and you're taking this story very seriously. I think we ought to stop now. No, I-I'm okay. I'm okay. Sit down. I'm all right. Okay. All right, now, let's see. Where were we? Oh, yes.
The Princess Bride
15.6s
Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad. - I'm on the brute squad. - You are the brute squad. We need a miracle. It's very important. Look, I'm retired. And besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle. He's already dead.
The Princess Bride
27.3s
If we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. Where did we put that wheelbarrow the Albino had? Over the Albino, I think. Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak. There we cannot help you. Will this do? - Where did you get that? - At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it. All right, all right. Come on. Help me up.
The Princess Bride
1m6s
Took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present, I'm writing the definitive work on the subject. So I want you to be totally honest with me on how the Machine makes you feel. This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting. As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Well, really, that's all this is, except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life.
The Princess Bride
1m3s
Your princess is really quite a winning creature. A trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable. I know. The people are quite taken with her. It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, I thought that was clever. But it's going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night. Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will be truly outraged. They'll demand we go to war. Now, where is that secret knot? It's impossible to find. Ah. Are you coming down into the pit? Westley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the Machine tonight. Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped. Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
The Princess Bride