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So, Joe, your dad told me that you go to Tottenville. Are you on any teams? Carol, before we go any further, you should know... Frank is not my real father. I love him, and I owe him a lot. You know, he's very special to me, but he's not my blood. Is that true, Frank? That's completely untrue. I'm taking Ventnor. Frank, the lamb was delicious. Just so tender and.. It was like I was chewing avocado meat. I'm not sure I know what you're saying, Colin. Avocado meat.
The Kings of Summer
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Tools... out of the driveway now. - I'm on the phone. - Oh. I don't give a shit. Right now. Is everything okay there? - No!! - Who is this? Patrick? - Kelly. - Kelly. A girl. - Jesus, that's a pleasant surprise. -Dad.. Listen, Kelly, Joe can't talk right now because he's grounded. He will call you back sometime before his hot new bedtime of 7:30. You have a good night. Okay. Tools. Now. And if they're ruined, you're going to work the whole set off this summer. I mean it. A paper route. Big Chief Indian Corn. Goddamn Ohio Soccer Jazz. I don't care. You have your pick. This bullshit ends today.
The Kings of Summer
1m21s
Take care, Colin. Have fun with.. singing. Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much. Um, I'm actually part of a.. A cappella band called Mmm. So long. Uh, we're actually, uh, performing 12-part harmony to, uh, "And the Band Played On." - Good night. - Do you know the song? Uh, I'll just do the chorus, then, just real fast. Oh, babe, I don't think it's.. Casey would waltz With the strawberry blonde And the band - Played on Thank you. He'd glide cross the floor with the girl He adored, and the Band played on Great. His brain was so loaded It nearly - Exploded - Still going. The poor girl would shake with alarm He'd never leave the girl with the Strawberry curls And the Band Played.. - On.. - Okay. Oh, babe. - Babe. - Ooh!! I think I may never get an erection again. Dad!! Jesus!! Well.. I mean.. Uh, it was good seeing you again. All right, drive safe. Aw, come on.
The Kings of Summer
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..does Patrick have a really big, crazy beard now, too? Yeah, yeah, his is a little more serious than mine. I have.. I have thin hair. You know, you have to groom it. Oh, right. Yeah, like Paul's sick-ass goatee? Uh.. I guess you wouldn't have heard... Paul and I broke up. Oh. This isn't over, Kelly.
The Kings of Summer
42.6s
Oh, God. So smug. Dude, food attracts mice. And you know what mice attract? - Stupid fucking questions? - No. They attract snakes. In Italian, the word for "snake" means "the demon's cock." - No, it doesn't. -There's a chance that it doesn't. Whatever, dude. From here on out, - all the food goes either in the fire or in the ground. - God, man, you're so doom and gloom all the time. Just enjoy this. It's not doom and gloom, bro. I just found a copperhead skin two hours ago. I read once that animals see fear as a color. I thought you can't read. No, I can read. I can't cry. Well, there you go.
The Kings of Summer