- I'll hold down the fort. I promise. - OK. You do that. Thank you.
Chef
6.3s
He say, "Just let him sleep. It's too late." No, but he's never had a real Cuban sandwich. I want him to try it.
Chef
2.3s
You're never gonna be happy here.
Chef
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- I love you, Tony. I love you. - Thanks, Chef. - Look at that. - Mmm. I love both of you. We love you, man. Let's have a three-way right here. Come on. Come on. - Hang on, hang on. - I love you, man. - I'm glad you made up with him. - Thanks. Did you take the garbage out? The truth of the matter is nobody's calling me. I got no job prospects whatsoever. - What about those offers you got? - No. It's all dried out. - Why, from the online shit? - It must be from the online thing. - Come on. - I'm like a fucking cat playing a piano. I don't even know what that means. I'm everywhere. OK? Like, I'm, like... I'm, like, a meme.
Chef
2.8s
'Bye.
Chef
9.3s
I gotta pick up some equipment for the truck. You wanna come with me and help me pick out a stove till Mom calls back? Fine. Alright. Let's go.
Chef
10.9s
How are we gonna get it in the truck? Well, Marvin said we could use some of his guys to help out. Hey, guys! Hello? I'm Carl. This is my truck.
Chef
1.7s
Oh, shit.
Chef
28.8s
Huh? - Like piss, right? - Worse. You remember that when your friends offer you a beer. - I figure we go to South Beach... - Mm-hm. stake out the truck a little bit, get the menu straight. Then after we're really confident we got something good, then we drive back to LA. And hit a few extra cities on the way? Why not? - Can I come? - Can you come? - Come where? - On the trip. This isn't a trip. We're just driving the truck back. You're flying first class with Mommy with all the divorce money. Yeah, but you're stopping in cities. - Yeah, but you got school. - I'm on break.
Chef
30.1s
OK. Mind if I post this? - What is that, another Vine? - No, it's 'One Second Every Day' video. Remember? - It's the trip all cut together? - Oh, the little cuts of the thing? - Mm-hm. - Yeah, just email it to me. I'm sure it's fine. Listen, I, uh... I want to talk to you about something. Yeah? I've had a really good time with you these last couple of weeks. Me too. And... you've become a really good cook.
Chef
18s
You want me to take a poop over there? Hey, Carl. Carl, check it out. I'll drop you guys off at the hotel, and in the morning, you go get the rest of the ingredients, stock up on stuff, and I'll put a coat of paint on this. Don't bother painting. We'll paint it when we get back. - It looks fine like this. - No, man. This is on me. My cousin knows a guy. I'm gonna hook it up. Alright? OK.
Chef
7.3s
Who's hungry? Huh? If you change your mind, you call me and I'll go get you anywhere. Come on. Let's sell sandwiches, baby!
Chef
2.1s
Mwah!
Chef
4s
I got some presents for you. Watch this.
Chef
8.9s
- Be nice to be home. - Yep. See your turtle, see your mommy, back to your room. I'm really gonna miss you.
Chef
4.2s
I need some help moving this equipment in. Marvin said that you guys might help me.
Chef
2.2s
Uhh!
Chef
14s
Alright, buddy, I need you to get me a crowd. - Yes, Chef. You know it. - Alright. Step right up. Best Cuban food in all of South Beach. Come on, don't be afraid. Step up! If you need it more authentic, you can swim 90 miles that way.