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Gotta still hit the farmers' market. - What time is it? - 10:00-ish. - It's 10:00? - Mm-hm. I gotta pick up the kid. Where's Tony? Tony and I were out late last night. But don't worry, he's gonna be here. - You got this? - Yes. He's not gonna flake. Neither am I.

Chef

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Well, we do things. No, not just, like, watching something or doing something. Like, hanging out and talking. And learning things from each other. I figured, you know, with you living at Mom's house and me working all the time, when we hung out, you liked to do fun things. I think this is kinda fun. You know, just figuring stuff out. Like when you lived at home.

Chef

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- How's it work? - It's cool. It's cool? That's how it works, it's cool? - You tweet on it. - Is that like texting? No. - Sign me up. - OK.

Chef

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- That's out there now, bro. - It happened. - Why'd you do that? - You can't take that back. You know what? I threw down the gauntlet. So get ready for a fight. I'm gonna go drop Percy off and come back and cook the menu we should've cooked last time. - So where are we going today? - I gotta drop you off, kid. I gotta go shopping for tonight. I'm sorry. - Can I come with you? - No, I'm sorry. How come I'm, like, never allowed to be in the kitchen? Because it's hot and it's loud and there's a lot of bad language. So? I hear bad language all the time. - Where? - Online. What kind of website could a 10-year-old get on that has bad language? - YouTube. - YouTube has bad language? Could I at least come shopping with you? No. I got a lot to do and a lot on my mind.

Chef

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- We got a full house of people... - Yeah. - ..who are coming tonight... - Yeah. - ..To eat my food. - No, it's not your food, Carl. It's not your food. By definition, it's my food because it's my restaurant. I pay for the glasses. I pay for the napkins. I pay for the spoons. I pay for Molly's salary. I pay for your entire staff's salary, OK? So you either cook my menu or Tony can. Tony, you've been cooking it half the time anyway. Tell the truth. Right?

Chef

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So you're threatening to fire me now? Am I threatening to fire you? No, I'm telling you what I'm prepared to do if you don't cook my menu. Subject closed. Well, why don't you cook the menu without a chef and we see how it goes tonight? Let's go, Tony. Fuck this.

Chef

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Tony, you got a full house tonight. Be a pro, OK?

Chef

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Look who's waiting for us. Hi, Mommy.

Chef

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Just a moment, please.

Chef

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Tony.

Chef

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Yes? How can I help you? Isn't this, um... Wasn't this on the menu last time I... I... I visited? I believe it was. I was under the impression that tonight was gonna somehow be... be different, more of an event. I understand. Is there something we can do to make you more comfortable? Um... could I actually... Could I speak with the chef? With Chef Casper? I have a wonderful '09 that I just opened to let breathe. - Um... - If I may? The last time I was in Napa, at the vineyard, they shipped me this bottle as a gift, and I've just been waiting for the right occasion. That... that's very generous of you. Is Chef Casper here? Unfortunately, he was called away.

Chef

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Come here. I miss you. Give me a kiss. - Hi. - Hi. So my publicist said that she can talk to you. - Why don't you talk to her? - About what? - About Twitter? - Everybody's reading what you wrote. - I don't think you get it. - Get what? Let's call her. Go inside with me and we'll call her.

Chef

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Good luck. - Oh, no way. - Good luck, Jack. - No way, man! - Martin, Martin. - No. Hell, no. Come on. - You stay. Stay. Martin, come on. Let me go, buddy. Don't do it. Don't do it. Just stay. - Call me. Call me. - You'd better believe it, yeah.

Chef

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"@ChefCarlCasper... "I would rather have you sit on my face "after a brisk walk on a warm day "than suffer through that fucking lava cake again."

Chef

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You don't belong here anymore. You know it. Come on. What's th... Who's this girl? - Carl. - What?

Chef

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- I don't think I should read it. - Just... Can you read it to me, please? Read the reply.

Chef

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He wrote that to me? He wrote it to everybody.

Chef

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What did he say?

Chef

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Gotta still hit the farmers' market. - What time is it? - 10:00-ish. - It's 10:00? - Mm-hm. I gotta pick up the kid. Where's Tony? Tony and I were out late last night. But don't worry, he's gonna be here. - You got this? - Yes. He's not gonna flake. Neither am I.

- How's it work? - It's cool. It's cool? That's how it works, it's cool? - You tweet on it. - Is that like texting? No. - Sign me up. - OK.

So you're threatening to fire me now? Am I threatening to fire you? No, I'm telling you what I'm prepared to do if you don't cook my menu. Subject closed. Well, why don't you cook the menu without a chef and we see how it goes tonight? Let's go, Tony. Fuck this.

Tony, you got a full house tonight. Be a pro, OK?

Look who's waiting for us. Hi, Mommy.

Just a moment, please.

Tony.

Come here. I miss you. Give me a kiss. - Hi. - Hi. So my publicist said that she can talk to you. - Why don't you talk to her? - About what? - About Twitter? - Everybody's reading what you wrote. - I don't think you get it. - Get what? Let's call her. Go inside with me and we'll call her.

Good luck. - Oh, no way. - Good luck, Jack. - No way, man! - Martin, Martin. - No. Hell, no. Come on. - You stay. Stay. Martin, come on. Let me go, buddy. Don't do it. Don't do it. Just stay. - Call me. Call me. - You'd better believe it, yeah.

"@ChefCarlCasper... "I would rather have you sit on my face "after a brisk walk on a warm day "than suffer through that fucking lava cake again."

You don't belong here anymore. You know it. Come on. What's th... Who's this girl? - Carl. - What?

- I don't think I should read it. - Just... Can you read it to me, please? Read the reply.

He wrote that to me? He wrote it to everybody.

What did he say?