♪ A revenge party A party that ends ♪ ♪ With somebody crushed And alone ♪ ♪ And ugly-crying! ♪ ♪ A revenge party With your two best friends ♪ ♪ It's like a party With revenge Is what we're throwin'! ♪ ♪ What's Regina eating? ♪ ♪ God, look at her figure ♪ ♪ Did her boobs get bigger? Regina! Regina! ♪ ♪ She has everything! ♪ ♪ She gets everything! ♪ ♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪
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What is that? Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting. I'm not having anything but Kälteen bars until I lose weight. Well, I need to lose three pounds. How many calories from fat? Zero. You cross-multiply x over a thousand and divide it by 0.5 because it's in kilograms. Whatever. Bring me a whole box. No, um, bring me two.
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♪ What's Regina doin'? ♪ ♪ What's Regina wearin'? ♪ ♪ Is she back with Aaron? ♪ ♪ Regina! Regina! She has everything She gets everything ♪ ♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪
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Our next act describes their music as "Like a sine wave, they don't stop." Please welcome Kevin G and the Power of Three. Uh. Yeah. ♪ All you ♪ ♪ Suckah emcees Ain't got nothin' on me ♪ ♪ From my grades to my rhymes You can't touch Kevin G ♪ ♪ I'm a Mathlete ♪ ♪ So good under pressure ♪ ♪ I'ma find acute angles To prioritize your pleasure ♪ ♪ I'm a Model UN rep Out in these streets ♪ ♪ But I'm a overachiever Under the sheets ♪ ♪ She be like "Uhhhh, Kevin G!" ♪ Inappropriate. Kevin, we talked about this. Well, happy holidays, everybody.
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Why is this so tight? You've had it since the sixth grade. You're probably maturing. Um, do you just, like, want to run it one time real quick? Gretchen, literally no one cares. Mm-hmm. No, totally. Um, do you just want to run the acro? Because none of us really does gymnastics anymore and when we made up this dance, we all weighed, like, 70 pounds, so maybe we should just make sure everyone's center of gravity is still... Still what?
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Oh... Also, all that she's been eating are those Kälteen bars, and I don't think she's pooped in, like, two weeks. Uh... Hey, G, we've practiced a bunch with Cady. You want to run it once? Why? I'm perfect every year. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but it's, uh, Cady's first time and there's a bunch of traffic patterns... Stop playing with that stupid babyish book!
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♪ We're gonna Take a Christmas train ♪ ♪ To where Santa lives ♪ ♪ Up through the sleet And snow ♪ ♪ Then we'll hop and bop Straight to the top ♪ ♪ Last stop the North Pole ♪ ♪ And we'll be rock, rock Rockin' around the pole ♪ ♪ Where the northern lights Are bright ♪ ♪ Rock, rock, rockin' Around the pole ♪ ♪ We'll rock that pole All night ♪ ♪ And we'll be sing, sing Singin' a Christmas tune ♪ Thank you, next!
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Thank you, Shelby and Timmy, for tapping. Also, if anyone finds a retainer in a bright aqua case, that is mine. Please return it. My insurance won't cover a replacement.
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Uh, that was Damian Hubbard singing... ...the iCarly theme song in French for extra credit. Yeah!
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Nothing.
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Do you think it was Santa?
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She's just grouchy because Aaron broke up with her. He did? Someone told him about Shane.
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The Paris airport. Oh, "the Paris airport." Well, it's garbage. And so are you.
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Where did you get it?
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I can't even see it. It's sexy, like a face breast. It happens to me, too. It's just the Kälteen bars flushing your toxins. Huh. Okay. Well, this skin stuff you gave me sucks!
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Look at this thing!
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Okay, I could probably get Kevin to tutor you. Well, Aaron's tutoring me now, so... Oh, he's tutoring you? Sure, okay, well, let Aaron know that the weird thing with your quizzes is that all the work is right and only the answers are wrong. Huh. Huh. Cady, I am not gonna stop pushing you, because I'm a pusher. And I know you're smarter than this. Maybe I should just push your seat away from Aaron's. Ugh! And she was like, "I'm a pusher, Cady. I'm a pusher." Wait, what does she even mean, she's a "pusher"? Like a drug pusher? I don't know. She's so weird. Let it all out, honey. Put it in the book.