The Paris airport. Oh, "the Paris airport." Well, it's garbage. And so are you.
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What is that? Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting. I'm not having anything but Kälteen bars until I lose weight. Well, I need to lose three pounds. How many calories from fat? Zero. You cross-multiply x over a thousand and divide it by 0.5 because it's in kilograms. Whatever. Bring me a whole box. No, um, bring me two.
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♪ A revenge party A party that ends ♪ ♪ With somebody crushed And alone ♪ ♪ And ugly-crying! ♪ ♪ A revenge party With your two best friends ♪ ♪ It's like a party With revenge Is what we're throwin'! ♪ ♪ What's Regina eating? ♪ ♪ God, look at her figure ♪ ♪ Did her boobs get bigger? Regina! Regina! ♪ ♪ She has everything! ♪ ♪ She gets everything! ♪ ♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪
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Okay, I could probably get Kevin to tutor you. Well, Aaron's tutoring me now, so... Oh, he's tutoring you? Sure, okay, well, let Aaron know that the weird thing with your quizzes is that all the work is right and only the answers are wrong. Huh. Huh. Cady, I am not gonna stop pushing you, because I'm a pusher. And I know you're smarter than this. Maybe I should just push your seat away from Aaron's. Ugh! And she was like, "I'm a pusher, Cady. I'm a pusher." Wait, what does she even mean, she's a "pusher"? Like a drug pusher? I don't know. She's so weird. Let it all out, honey. Put it in the book.
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She's just grouchy because Aaron broke up with her. He did? Someone told him about Shane.
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Regina. Leave me alone. G, why are you upset? Please. What do you mean, please? G!
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Why is this so tight? You've had it since the sixth grade. You're probably maturing. Um, do you just, like, want to run it one time real quick? Gretchen, literally no one cares. Mm-hmm. No, totally. Um, do you just want to run the acro? Because none of us really does gymnastics anymore and when we made up this dance, we all weighed, like, 70 pounds, so maybe we should just make sure everyone's center of gravity is still... Still what?
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Nothing.
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Do you think it was Santa?
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I can sexy cure some cancer? No. I can cure sex cancer! Sex cancer doesn't exist. I did it. Dance break.
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Let's get back into where we were Thursday. Who was awake Thursday? Who was still awake?
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I think you and Aaron would be a really cute couple. Really? Yeah. I just said so. Don't be thirsty. You know, I could talk to him for you. If you want. See if he likes you back. You would do that for me? Mm-hmm. Trust me. I know exactly how to play it. I need to talk to you. Me? I thought you were done talking to me when you started talking to Shane last summer. Shut up. 'Cause you know that homeschooled girl, Cady?
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Yeah, I invited her tonight.
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But I wasn't lost. I knew exactly what Ms. Norbury was talking about. It's the derivative of the natural log function. You just take the reciprocal of the ln.
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Janis and Regina were best friends in middle school. And at that time, females expressed their identities through collectible plushies. I don't know what those... It's these bastards. And they were everywhere. Regina gave Janis a BFF set for her birthday. Janis put a rainbow patch on hers. This is how she came out to her friend. And Regina put one on hers, too, out of allyship because she used to be human. Cut to eight months later, Regina becomes obsessed with this gross boy. Kyle! Your scale is completely off. Hush!
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Love ya. See you at lunch. Perfect! On to phase two. ♪ I'll bring The glow sticks ♪ ♪ I'll bring balloons And we'll have Chocolate ice cream cones ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ I'll be the DJ Spinnin' the tunes ♪ ♪ On a turntable made Of her bones ♪ ♪ We'll get a piñata 'Cause that would be fun ♪ ♪ And play dress up And Barbies ♪ ♪ And tag ♪ ♪ And we'll roll on the grass ♪ ♪ And stare up at the sun ♪ ♪ Then we'll stuff her remains In a bag ♪ ♪ And throw 'em in the river! ♪ ♪ A revenge party A party that ends ♪ ♪ With entrails All over the lawn ♪ ♪ A revenge party With your two best friends ♪ ♪ And I end up with Aaron When she's gone ♪ ♪ Yes, bitch! ♪
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Oh... Also, all that she's been eating are those Kälteen bars, and I don't think she's pooped in, like, two weeks. Uh... Hey, G, we've practiced a bunch with Cady. You want to run it once? Why? I'm perfect every year. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but it's, uh, Cady's first time and there's a bunch of traffic patterns... Stop playing with that stupid babyish book!
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18.8s
Wow, sorry. I didn't think this would be so hard for me. What? I don't know, I guess I just... just have, like, a lot of, like, unresolved trauma from how things ended with us. Give me a break. Regina.